
: Kermit, I am still not pleased with the content of this thread. These comments remain as unintelligible, lowbrow, and vulgar as ever.

: Gosh Sam, I'm awfully sorry to hear that. I'll do the best I can to sort things out and to make it a bit more wholesome.

: Thank you, I appreciate that. We cannot have any more of these scatterbrained WEIRDOS writing these FISHY posts! Not on my watch!
[Gonzo & Lew Zealand enter]

: Did somebody mention me just now?

: Hello, Mr. the Eagle and Mr. the Frog! Oh, and hello Mr. the Great! I heard the word "fishy" and came running as fast as I could! Heehee!

(frustrated): UGH. Once again, I find myself questioning the integrity of the people running this forum! [exits in disgust]

: What's with him?

: Was it something we said, Kermit?

: Well guys, you just can't please everybody around here, y'know.

: Tell me about it! I've tried reciting the Gettysburg Address while riding a unicycle across a tightrope suspended above a fifty-gallon vat of applesauce and the audience booed me ALL THREE TIMES!
Dedicated to
@Blue Frackle who really dug the first Muppet-themed snippet I wrote on this thread many months ago.
People, if you want more of these tidbits I can churn them out as long as people keep providing good content on this thread. Lemme know! They're short and sweet, and take only 15-20 minutes to write.
