Left handedness.....

[Manda:-D]

Since we have this thread...
You know what ticks me off, as a lefty? Binders!!!! Youy mever try writing oin a sheet of paper while it was still in the binder, Fellow Lefties? The stupid prongs get in the way!!!! I decree that, when we conquer the world, we will change binders so that they are friendly to southpaws as well!!!! Can openers, too.

 

[sarah_yzma]

yes and spirals will be on the other side, also. we will make sure there are left-handed desks in EVERY classroom...and we will make more left-handed golf clubs....so people don't have to buy them new...and pay $300.......

Sarah

 

[MuppetsRule]

Left-handers are mad as %^& and will not take it anymore.



Even my keyboard is right-handed (number key pad on the right)

 

[sarah_yzma]

yes keypads will be changed, also!

Sarah

 

[Baby Animal]

And left will become the new word that means correct, while right ='s wrong.

 

[Super Scooter]

I've noticed that lefties also have a tendency to overreact...

 

[sarah_yzma]

Originally posted by Super Scooter
I've noticed that lefties also have a tendency to overreact...

you wanna make something of that

Sarah

 

[MuppetsRule]

Oh great leader of left-handers, can we make our official greeting shaking hands with the left-hand?

 

[sarah_yzma]

of course! why wouldn't we benefit the better of the population????

Sarah

 

[BoyRaisin2]

Originally posted by Super Scooter
I've noticed that lefties also have a tendency to overreact...

Overreact! You wanna say that to my face b-yotch! I bet my mama can overreact upside yo mama's head!

I jump at the chance to say "b-yotch" and "yo mama."