It's not left-handedness that makes you weirdos (though I, a southpaw myself, do admit to being a little eccentric), It's letting this "plot" to take over the world be discussed so long.
Of course, I know it's all in good fun.
Of course, if more of us southpaws can find a high place in the current world order, we can effect positive change without having to go through a nasty old coup...