Ladies and Gentleman: Disney Classic!

[BoyRaisin2]

NOTE: This is NOT real.

My fellow Disney and/or Muppet lovers. What if Disney made a channel showing their most beloved classics. And what if they, soon after a purchase of Jim Henson Co., wanted to make a network showing the best of the Jim Henson library, but there wasn't enough to make up a 24-7 network? Well, what if I, as president of ABC Cable Networks Group, wanted to put these--as well as acquired TV rights to PEANUTS and Sesame Workshop's "Sesame Street"--on one network to show the CLASSICS (and MORE)? Ladies and Gentlemen--Disney Classic.

SUNDAY (all times EASTERN)-
5am - Sesame Street Unpaved
6am - Construction Site
6:30am - The Ghost of Faffner Hall
7am - Jim Henson's The Hoobs
7:30am - Mopatop's Shop
8am - Jim Henson's Muppet Babies
8:30am - CityKids
9am - Brats of the Lost Nebula
9:30am - Aliens in the Family
10am - Mickey and Donald
10:30am - The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show
11am - Movies
3pm - Mickey Mouse Club
3:30pm - Mickey Mouse Club
4pm - Zorro
4:30pm - Zorro
5pm - Inside the Vault
6pm - Inside the Vault
7pm - The Jim Henson Hour
8pm - Jim Henson Presents
9pm - Dinosaurs
9:30pm - Jim Henson's The Storyteller
10pm - Sam and Friends
10:30pm - Sesame Street Presents
11pm - Walt Disney Presents
12am - Walt Disney Presents
1am - Inside the Vault
2am - Movie
4am - The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show
4:30am - The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show

M-F (EST)-
5am - Ink & Paint Club
6am - The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss
6:30am - Jim Henson's Animal Show with Stinky and Jake
7am - Jim Henson's Secret Life of Toys
7:30am - Jim Henson's Dog City
8am - Fraggle Rock
8:30am - Fraggle Rock
9am - Jim Henson's Muppet Babies
9:30am - Jim Henson's Muppet Babies
10am - The Muppet Show
10:30am - Bear in the Big Blue House
11am - 123 Sesame Street
12pm - Walt Disney Presents
1pm - Afternoon Movie
3pm - Mickey and Donald
4pm - The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show
5pm - Dinosaurs
6pm - Fraggle Rock
6:30pm - Fraggle Rock
7pm - Mickey MouseWorks
7:30pm - Disney's House of Mouse
8pm - Muppets Tonight
8:30pm - The Muppet Show
9pm - Sesame Street Unpaved (Jim Henson Presents on Wednesdays)
10pm - Walt Disney Presents
11pm - Mickey Mouse Club
11:30pm - Zorro
12am - Walt Disney Presents (Adventure)
1am - Inside the Vault
2am - Movies

SATURDAY (EST)-
5am - Sesame Street Unpaved
6am - Construction Site
6:30am - The Ghost of Faffner Hall
7am - Jim Henson's The Hoobs
7:30am - Mopatop's Shop
8am - Fraggle Rock (Animated)
8:30am - CityKids
9am - Brats of the Lost Nebula
9:30am - Aliens in the Family
10am - Mickey and Donald
10:30am - The Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show
11am - Movie
1pm - Zorro
1:30pm - Zorro
2pm - Walt Disney Presents (Adventure)
3pm - Walt Disney Presents (Adventure)
4pm - Inside the Vault
5pm - The Muppet Show
5:30pm - The Muppet Show
6pm - Muppets Tonight
6:30pm - Jim Henson's The Storyteller
7pm - The Jim Henson Hour
8pm- Jim Henson Presents
9pm - Sam and Friends
9:30pm- Sesame Street Presents
10pm - Mickey and Donald
11pm - Mickey Mouse Club
11:30pm - Mickey Mouse Club
12am - Walt Disney Presents
1am - Inside the Vault
2am - Movies

If you have any questions on what any of these shows are, or just general comments, feel free to ask.

 

[Luke]

Well Moppatops Shop and i think Construction Site are only about 12 minutes duration each so yeah my question would be why am i watching a blank screen for 18 minutes a day ?

 

[stgebaby]

yeah right

never, never, never happen. don't get your hopes up. disney isn't god like everyone here thinks they are. trust me i work for them.

 

[BoyRaisin2]

To Luke:
We plan to air 2 episodes of the U.K. shows within each half-hour block.

To stgebaby:
Of course there's no chance. I just think it would be cool if the classic Disney shows and the best of the Henson library were on one network. I wrote this schedule on the week of Mar. 17-21.

And just so we know, "Inside the Vault" is where we air a special or Disney Channel program that has not been on the air for many years.

"Mickey and Donald" is where we air classic Disney animated shorts.

"Sesame Street Presents" is a thirty-minute block in which we air Sesame Street sketches with a different theme. Best of Bert and Ernie, the letter "I", Big Bird's best moments, etc. Every now and then, we'll pre-empt "Jim Henson Presents" for a special one-hour edition of "Sesame Street Presents" airing specials including "Sesame Street: 20 and Still Counting," "Christmas Eve on Sesame Street," "Elmopalooza," and specials released on Sesame Street Home Video by Sony Wonder.

 

[matleo]

Originally posted by Luke
so yeah my question would be why am i watching a blank screen for 18 minutes a day ?

Because it's STILL better than most of the other garbage on television!!!

--Matt

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by matleo
Because it's STILL better than most of the other garbage on television!!!

Good point - although tropical fish on a loop would work well too !

 

[Drtooth]

Yeah... looping fish is much more intellegent and though provoking that the tweenaged garbage on the Disney Channel.....I hate them SOOOOOO much.

Do we really need to have Boy Meets World, Sister Sister, and The Smart Guy on the TV anymore, since they were canned because no one cared?

 

[electricmayhem]

Originally posted by Drtooth
Do we really need to have Boy Meets World, Sister Sister, and The Smart Guy on the TV anymore, since they were canned because no one cared?

Don't even get me started on Lizzie McGuire. But I think the early Boy Meet World's are still watchable.

 

[Kye]

Originally posted by electricmayhem
Don't even get me started on Lizzie McGuire. But I think the early Boy Meet World's are still watchable.

Wow, I dont like Lizzie either, but it was just mentioned in the ny times, along with espn, as Disneys 2 highest valued investments. Lizzie is HUGE!!! disney channel ratings are amazing! this is why...not in order..
1. lizzie mcgwire
2.the wiggles(dont ask me why)
3bear in the big blue house
4. rolie polie olie
5.book of pooh
6.thats so raven
and tons more....check out the ratings....its like ...nickelodeon who??

 

[electricmayhem]

Originally posted by Kye
Wow, I dont like Lizzie either, but it was just mentioned in the ny times, along with espn, as Disneys 2 highest valued investments. Lizzie is HUGE!!!

Aw man, are you serious? Excuse me while I go barf.