Kermit's Lecture on Cooperation

[Grover]

Kermit enters in looking suspiciously. Turns his head slowly to the audience.

Kermit: Hi Ho ,Kermit the Frog here. Many of you were wondering why I was looking suspiciously. You know my friend Grover, he slaps me on the back and goes “HEY FROGGY BABY!”. I wanted to check if he was going to slap me on the back.

Suddenly we see Grover running yelling “HEY FROGGY BABY!”.

Kermit ducks before Grover slaps him on the back.

Grover: Froggy, I didn’t get to pat you.
Kermit: I know Grover that’s why I ducked. Today I am going to talk about Cooperation. You know what cooperation is, do you?
Kermit: Cooperation is when two or more people have a goal but they have a different idea of how to achieve the goal.
Kermit: You see the letters on the bricks right here. They are mixed up and they are in a different order. I need Grover’s help here to put them in the correct order.
Grover: Froggy, I want to spell out the words so I can practice my spelling. I want to read the words together it’s a long word.
Kermit: Okay Grover I can put the letters in order and you can spell them out. Then when we’re done you can read it. How does that sound?
Grover: Terrific!

Kermit picks up“C”
Grover: “C”
Kermit picks up two “O”’s
Grover: O O
Kermit picks up “P”
Grover: P
Kermit picks up “E”
Grover: E
Kermit pushes an “R”
Grover: R
Kermit pushes an “A”
Grover : A
Kermit: Picks up a “T” and an “I”
Grover: T I
Kermit: Picks up an “O” and an “ N”
Grover: O N
Grover: That was a great job.
Kermit: Thanks Very Much!
Grover: Froggy, Could you help me read the rest of the word.
Kermit: Sure.
Grover: CUH- OP
Kermit: ERA- TION
Grover: CUH- OP
Kermit: ERA- TION
Grover and Kermit: COOPERATION
Kermit: We did it Grover we cooperated.
Grover: Yeah, We did it!

 

[muppetwriter]

Nice job. It really makes a perfect SS skit that Grover and Kermit could've done back then.

Or did they?