Kermit's Death Threat

[minor muppetz]

That was an awesome story, minor muppetz. Nothing to you, but it was weird reading that "Sara" was the girl so scared of Kermit. My real name is Sara! *laughing* But that was a great story, either way!

Well, the Sara in my story is suppsoed to be around 6 or 7 years old, and she is scared of quite a few people, causing her father to write death threats just because of his daughters fears.

I had considered having her father decide that writing death threats is wrong, even if it means protecting his daughter from her fears, and actually thought about having him take out his gun and shoot Sara in the head. Of course, that might have gone a bit too far for a Muppet production.

Another ending that I had considered: Dave and Sara would run out of the church/ funeral area (is there a proper title for them?) as the other Muppets (and the police) chase after them. They would have gotten into a car, drove off, and then an airplane would have fallen on the car, killing them (and the plane passengers). Crazy Harry would have commented, "Now that's my kind of happy ending!"