Kermit's beginning lines

[Dil]

Here's the list of Kermit's beginning lines in the first season of
The Muppet Show:

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Miss Juliet Prowse!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Connie Stevens! And from Sesame Street, Ernie & Bert!

It's The Muppet Show with tonight's guest star Mr. Joel Grey!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Miss Ruth Buzzi!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Miss Rita Moreno!

It's The Muppet Show with tonight's special guest star Mr. Jim Nabors!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Miss Florence Henderson!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. Paul Williams!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. Charles Aznavour!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Miss Lena Horne! Hoo!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. Peter Ustinov! Huhn?

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. Bruce Forsyth!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Miss Sandy Duncan!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Miss Candice Bergen! Woo!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. Avery Schreiber!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. Ben Vereen! Woo!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Miss Phyllis Diller!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. Vincent Price! Hoo!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Miss Valerie Harper!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Twiggy!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Miss Ethel Merman!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Miss Kaye Ballard!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest stars The Mummenschanz!

Can you post the list of Kermit's beginning lines in the second season?
No? Maybe when the Season 2 DVD is released.

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Heehee, you've got a lot've time. But thanks. It's strange, though, do you think they sometimes say it differently depending on how famous the guest is?

 

[Valentine]

It's very interesting that he changes the opening line depending on the popularity of the guest star (?). Never really noticed it before...always just thought he said the same thing show after show haha

 

[Dil]

Could anyone post the list of Season Two beginning lines by Kermit?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
As far as I know, these are the list of Season Two beginning lines by Kermit which I saw earlier:

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr. Edgar Bergen!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr. Steve Martin!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Miss Madeline Kahn!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. George Burns! Haah!

It's.. The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Mr. Dom DeLuise!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Miss Bernadette Peters! Haah!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. Rudolf Nureyev!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. Elton John!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Miss Julie Andrews! Yeaa!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. Peter Sellers! Huhn?!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. Bob Hope!

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Mr. John Cleese! Haah!

Could you post the rest of Kermit's beginning lines in the second season?
I wouldn't see them until the Season 2 DVD is released. When you posted them all, I'll find out what's coming up so I'll know how to deal with it.

 

[Dil]

Here's my list of Kermit's beginning lines in Season 3 from the Gilda Radner episode to the Harry Belafonte episode.

It's The Muppet Show with our special guest star Gilda Radner! Yea!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Miss Pearl Bailey! Yea!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Alice Cooper! Yea-- (gets nervous) Hoo-Oooh!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Liberace! Yaayy!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Raquel Welch! Woo! Yea!

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Harry Belafonte! Yea!

 

[MeepBorkMeep]

Dude, what's he got against Gilda? Bet he didn't think we would catch that.

 

[Dil]

OK, now I've seen a video clip of the Opening Theme for the Loretta Lynn Episode of The Muppet Show. Here's Kermit's beginning line for that:

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Miss Loretta Lynn! Music!

 

[Grandmaster C]

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Twiggy!

Everyone else is either a Mr, Mrs or Ms, but poor Twiggy is just 'Twiggy.' Kermit should've said, "Miss Twiggy" of course, that probably would've gotten him in trouble with the pig.

 

[Dil]

This thread wasn't posted since 4-23-2006 until finally there is a new post today in this thread.

 

[Teheheman]

I don't think he has anything against Gilda cause he didn't say Miss to some of the other in that season. But, since you have so much time on your hands, how about giving us ALL the Fozzie jokes. Oh and he also says "To introduce our guest star, that's what I'm here to do, and it really makes me happy to introduce to you,(Insert name here)"

Daniel