Whether it's Kermit and Miss Piggy and their fictionalized relationship on television or it's Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner and real life celebrity break ups playing out in the less reputable newspapers, too many people are far too invested in this stuff.
And the frustrating thing is, this whole stunt was supposed to be a satire of that nonsense. Celebrity news is as choreographed as this publicity stunt for the show, and we all know about crap like TMZ (which
isn't news nor should it be a legitimate show) and tabloids (they're still a
thing?!) have too much influence. I have always hated the culture of "Oh, we love celebrities so much we want to watch them fail because they get paid to do nothing and we have to struggle." It's bitter and contradictory. Celebrity obsession like that is unhealthy. It's not a culture of "oh well, that sucks. Now how was your day?" it's a culture of either thinking that relationships we're not prithee to the details ending is
absolutely horrible, or wanting to see people they don't like fail because somehow it's karmic justice. And that kind of culture creates the same crappy celebrities we
want to see fail, not to mention the culture of people being famous for being related to rich people that we hate so much we can't stop talking about them because that's
exactly what they want.
So this Kermit/Piggy split being official is a light nudge to that. And it's doing a better job drumming up interest than putting them on shopping networks (which
totally shouldn't still be a thing).