Karma Comes to The Muppet Show

[muppetlover123]

Chapter 1:
Kermit and Piggy had just layed down to go to sleep...
Kermit: Ah I cant wait for another day of working on the show tomorrow
Piggy: Kermie I dont understand how you can work with those weirdos
Kermit: Piggy those are our friends!
Piggy: Alright Kermit i am getting very sleepy goodnight
Kermit: Night
Kermit kisses Piggy on the cheeck

The next morning at the Muppet Theater the muppets start pileing into the theater
Kermit: Good morning everyone are we missing anyone?
Scooter: Well chief everyone is here
Kermit: Alright lets start planning anyone got any ideas of what this weeks show can be about?
Fozzie: Comedy!
Kermit: No something else
Gonzo: Artistic Stunts?
Kermit: No somebody give me a good idea
Uncle Deadly: How about we do a show all about our past rising up to fame to where were at now, you know like famous moments in our career
Kermit: Uncle Deadly that sounds great! Terrific Idea! So i guess we will start off with our theme song that we start every show off with The Muppet Show Theme Song!

Should i write more? im not finished with this chapter but i want some feedback

 

[muppetlover123]

im gonna finish the chapter anyway lol

Kermit: Que the music and fly in the arches
Thog Sweetums 2 mutations and Timmy Monster come through the big arches but for some reason when Timmy came through the arch the side of the arch was broken and the arch collapsed on Timmy.....
Kermit: Guys what happened
Sweetums: I dont know we walked through like normal and something just happened like someone set it up to collapse
Timmy: Ow what happened where am i?
Kermit: Your in the Muppet Theater rehearsing the muppet show theme
Timmy: Idk what that is?
Kermit: Sheesh
Kermit walked away with his head hung
Kermit: Great well i guess we need to find a replacment for Timmy for the muppet show theme.... Scooter get anyone who knows the routine.
Scooter: Yes chief
Scooter rushes back moments later
I found 3 people who know the routine....but there kind of smaller then the other monsters....
Kermit: Who are they.....
Pepe: Hola everybody I am here to fill in for Timmy during The Muffin Show theme song
Kermit: Pepe its the muppet show not muffins
Pepe: Right the Muffins
Kermit: (sighs) next
Cookie Monster: Me like to audition me like cookies and me from street called sesame om nom nom nom nom cookie is best snack invented
Kermit: Nice try kid last one
Uncle Deadly: I am here for the role of Timmithy Monster..
Kermit: Well you got the job Deadly.

 

[Twisted Tails]

im gonna finish the chapter anyway lol

Kermit: Que the music and fly in the arches
Thog Sweetums 2 mutations and Timmy Monster come through the big arches but for some reason when Timmy came through the arch the side of the arch was broken and the arch collapsed on Timmy.....
Kermit: Guys what happened
Sweetums: I dont know we walked through like normal and something just happened like someone set it up to collapse
Timmy: Ow what happened where am i?
Kermit: Your in the Muppet Theater rehearsing the muppet show theme
Timmy: Idk what that is?
Kermit: Sheesh
Kermit walked away with his head hung
Kermit: Great well i guess we need to find a replacment for Timmy for the muppet show theme.... Scooter get anyone who knows the routine.
Scooter: Yes chief
Scooter rushes back moments later
I found 3 people who know the routine....but there kind of smaller then the other monsters....
Kermit: Who are they.....
Pepe: Hola everybody I am here to fill in for Timmy during The Muffin Show theme song
Kermit: Pepe its the muppet show not muffins
Pepe: Right the Muffins
Kermit: (sighs) next
Cookie Monster: Me like to audition me like cookies and me from street called sesame om nom nom nom nom cookie is best snack invented
Kermit: Nice try kid last one
Uncle Deadly: I am here for the role of Timmithy Monster..
Kermit: Well you got the job Deadly.

Uncle Deadly in the Muppet Show? Well, he should be back! Sure he is a scary looking Muppet, but I like him. So, I am glad he made a comeback in The Muppets. If Matt Vogel did well with his performance of Deadly, he can great with the other characters.

 

[muppetlover123]

yeah he is a great character but i will write more later today kinda busy today

 

[dwmckim]

Thog Sweetums 2 mutations and Timmy Monster come through the big arches but for some reason when Timmy came through the arch the side of the arch was broken and the arch collapsed on Timmy.....
Kermit: Guys what happened
Sweetums: I dont know we walked through like normal and something just happened like someone set it up to collapse
Timmy: Ow what happened where am i?
Kermit: Your in the Muppet Theater rehearsing the muppet show theme
Timmy: Idk what that is?
Kermit: Sheesh
Kermit walked away with his head hung
Kermit: Great well i guess we need to find a replacment for Timmy for the muppet show theme....

"We're gonna need another Timmy..."

 

[muppetlover123]

Chapter 2
Next day at the muppet theater

Kermit: alright get ready for the muppet show theme with deadly as Timmy

Monsters walk through perfectly girl chorus goes and the guys and then the lyrics came up......
Its time to get things started on the most sensational inspirational celebrational muppetational this is what we call.... kermit gets up and starts to walk over to behind the news man then all of the sudden slips...

Kermit: WOAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Clifford: Yo Kerm you alright
Kermit: Not really i think i need to be taken to a hospital sheesh
Veterinarians Hospital sets up under the arches
Announcer: Time once again for Veterinarians Hospital the continuing story of a quack whos gone to the dogs
Dr Bob: Well nurse Janice whos the next patient
Nurse J: Well see for yourself Dr Bob
Nurse P: Oh its kermit my kermie oh oh oh
Kermit: Take it easy im ok
Nurse P: Quiet this is a very dramatic moment Kermit i will nurse you back to health even if it takes a life time
Nurse J: What do you think wrong with him Dr bob
Dr Bob: Well for one thing hes been badly exposed to over acting either that or over exposed to bad acting
Nurse P: im not acting i love him
Dr Bob: Uh Piggy you can not let your personal feelings affect your duty you are a nurse
Nurse P: i may be a nurse but i am a woman first
Dr Bob: Wrong you are a pig first nurse 2nd i dont think woman made the top 10
hes alright he just looks like he was under heavy sudation
Nurse J: well he was under sudation he had a 50 pound box of sleeping pills fall on his head
Kermit: It did not
Nurse J: i know but its my only joke
Nurse P: Aww my poor poor kermie
Dr Bob: well hes still breathing but hes pulse is weak
Nurse P: Kermie kermie can you hear me its nurse piggy i will never leave your side til you have taken your last breath do you think he heard me
Dr Bob: He must of his pulse has stopped
Nurse P: anything happens to him you will have me to account too
Dr Bob: Good i was wondering who was gonna pay his bill
Announcer: So we come to end of another Veterinarians Hospital tune in next week when you will hear Kermit say
Kermit: Let me outta here i wanna get out of here
Nurse P: No no kermie dont stay here where its safe
Boulder crashes on piggy

Scooter: Ughh this is horrible. Muppets can you all have a seat please all muppets please sit. This is urgent Timmy dosnt remeber who he is and Kermit is on crutches we need to plan out the show we start filming the episode tomorrow. We need to think of popular sketches of ours from all the way when we first started til now. Any ideas?
Mahna Mahna: mahna mahna!!
Scooter: Great ill write that down
Fozzie: how about moving right along me and kermit could sing that? right?
Kermit: oh sure fozzie ill sing it with you
Scooter: Terrific
Gonzo: How about Stepping out with a star? And me eating the Rubber tire?
Scooter: Sure
Rizzo: how about that song at the begining of muppets take manhatten Together Again?
Scooter: Thats great!
Pepe: How about me and seymor's act
Scooter: Well we will see how that does in our show...
Dr Teeth: can you picture that?
Scooter: Great classic!
Kermit: Rainbow Connection
Scooter: Anything for you boss you sure you will be able to play our banjo?
Kermit: Sure and if not the band can help out.
Scooter: Alright
Johnny Fiama: How about me and Sal singing that Bohemian Rhapsody song we sung on that telethon
Scooter: Got it!
Walter: Lifes a happy song repise as the finale!?
Scooter: You got it and ill add in simon smith and his dancing bear i think we got our show Boss lets see what we have
The Muppet Show Theme
Mahna Mahna
Moving Right along- kermit fozzie
Stepping out with a star- gonzo kermit fozzie
Together again
Pepe and seymor
Can you picture that- electric mayhem
Bohemian Rhapsody- johnny and sal
simon smith and his dancing bear- scooter fozzie
Rainbow connection
and last lifes a happy song repise
We got it guys filming starts tomorrow everyone be here at 9:00 AM sharp.
Kermit: Gee Scooter i hope nothing bad happens while were filming tomorrow
Scooter: Me too cheif have a great night
Kermit: You too

 

[Twisted Tails]

Chapter 2
Next day at the muppet theater

Kermit: alright get ready for the muppet show theme with deadly as Timmy

Monsters walk through perfectly girl chorus goes and the guys and then the lyrics came up......
Its time to get things started on the most sensational inspirational celebrational muppetational this is what we call.... kermit gets up and starts to walk over to behind the news man then all of the sudden slips...

Kermit: WOAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Clifford: Yo Kerm you alright
Kermit: Not really i think i need to be taken to a hospital sheesh
Veterinarians Hospital sets up under the arches
Announcer: Time once again for Veterinarians Hospital the continuing story of a quack whos gone to the dogs
Dr Bob: Well nurse Janice whos the next patient
Nurse J: Well see for yourself Dr Bob
Nurse P: Oh its kermit my kermie oh oh oh
Kermit: Take it easy im ok
Nurse P: Quiet this is a very dramatic moment Kermit i will nurse you back to health even if it takes a life time
Nurse J: What do you think wrong with him Dr bob
Dr Bob: Well for one thing hes been badly exposed to over acting either that or over exposed to bad acting
Nurse P: im not acting i love him
Dr Bob: Uh Piggy you can not let your personal feelings affect your duty you are a nurse
Nurse P: i may be a nurse but i am a woman first
Dr Bob: Wrong you are a pig first nurse 2nd i dont think woman made the top 10
hes alright he just looks like he was under heavy sudation
Nurse J: well he was under sudation he had a 50 pound box of sleeping pills fall on his head
Kermit: It did not
Nurse J: i know but its my only joke
Nurse P: Aww my poor poor kermie
Dr Bob: well hes still breathing but hes pulse is weak
Nurse P: Kermie kermie can you hear me its nurse piggy i will never leave your side til you have taken your last breath do you think he heard me
Dr Bob: He must of his pulse has stopped
Nurse P: anything happens to him you will have me to account too
Dr Bob: Good i was wondering who was gonna pay his bill
Announcer: So we come to end of another Veterinarians Hospital tune in next week when you will hear Kermit say
Kermit: Let me outta here i wanna get out of here
Nurse P: No no kermie dont stay here where its safe
Boulder crashes on piggy

Scooter: Ughh this is horrible. Muppets can you all have a seat please all muppets please sit. This is urgent Timmy dosnt remeber who he is and Kermit is on crutches we need to plan out the show we start filming the episode tomorrow. We need to think of popular sketches of ours from all the way when we first started til now. Any ideas?
Mahna Mahna: mahna mahna!!
Scooter: Great ill write that down
Fozzie: how about moving right along me and kermit could sing that? right?
Kermit: oh sure fozzie ill sing it with you
Scooter: Terrific
Gonzo: How about Stepping out with a star? And me eating the Rubber tire?
Scooter: Sure
Rizzo: how about that song at the begining of muppets take manhatten Together Again?
Scooter: Thats great!
Pepe: How about me and seymor's act
Scooter: Well we will see how that does in our show...
Dr Teeth: can you picture that?
Scooter: Great classic!
Kermit: Rainbow Connection
Scooter: Anything for you boss you sure you will be able to play our banjo?
Kermit: Sure and if not the band can help out.
Scooter: Alright
Johnny Fiama: How about me and Sal singing that Bohemian Rhapsody song we sung on that telethon
Scooter: Got it!
Walter: Lifes a happy song repise as the finale!?
Scooter: You got it and ill add in simon smith and his dancing bear i think we got our show Boss lets see what we have
The Muppet Show Theme
Mahna Mahna
Moving Right along- kermit fozzie
Stepping out with a star- gonzo kermit fozzie
Together again
Pepe and seymor
Can you picture that- electric mayhem
Bohemian Rhapsody- johnny and sal
simon smith and his dancing bear- scooter fozzie
Rainbow connection
and last lifes a happy song repise
We got it guys filming starts tomorrow everyone be here at 9:00 AM sharp.
Kermit: Gee Scooter i hope nothing bad happens while were filming tomorrow
Scooter: Me too cheif have a great night
Kermit: You too

Excellent, muppetlover123! You put down our favorite songs. More soon please!

 

[muppetlover123]

tomorrow be patient young grass hopper haha