Justn Harding is NOT a sexy Muppet mans!

[Super Scooter]

Yes! I am NOT a sexy Muppet mans! For 3 reasons!

1. I am not sexy.
2. I do not work for the Muppets, and therefore, cannot be a Muppet man.
3. Jell-O
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   And so, I, Justin Harding (Harding being my middlename), being of unsound mind and... body, am not a sexy Muppet mans, and that's all there is to it!
   
   

 

[Jackie]

I disagree.

There are many qualities to being a sexy muppet mans and wholeheartly denying that you are one is the first step to becoming one!!


JUSTIN HARDING IS INDEED A SEXY MUPPET MANS.


That is all.

 

[Super Scooter]

Man! I wasn't expecting anyone to take that so seriously!

It's supposed to be a spoof of the other thread! I know I'm sexy! (er, wait a minute...) I'm picking on the other thread! You being of BBB oughta know that!

He he! Thank you, though!



You know who is sexy?--->

No! Not Luke! The penguin!

Oh, and this.--->

Heck! Let's put 'em all down!

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[sarah_yzma]

but luke IS sexy....and worth it.....

Sarah

 

[Super Scooter]

Saying Luke is sexy is about as silly as saying Bill Barretta could be sexy!

Wait a minute...


*lowers head and silently walks away*

 

[sarah_yzma]

at least you didn't insult the true muppet man.....

Sarah

 

[Super Scooter]

Of course not! We don't speak badly of the dead.

Oh, did you not know?

 

[sarah_yzma]

did i miss something????

*wonders about the jell-o thing*

i am not going to ask....

Sarah

 

[Super Scooter]

Yeah. Alot.

*rubs Jell-O through hair*

Ooooooooooooh! It'a all tingly!

Oooooh-hoooo-hooooo-hooooo!

I think I found a new cure for exima!

 

[sarah_yzma]

yeah but flys and cockroaches will take a sudden liking to your hair....ewww.....

i'll stick with pantene.....

Sarah