Jokes You Don't Get/Misheard Lines/Lyrics

[Whatnot1988]

I'll admit that when I saw a trailer for the video release of MTI, I thought they were singing, "We've got Captain Fever..." Who's he?

 

[tutter_fan]

I actually thought it was "Footenbergen" for some reason, LOL

 

[Froggy Fool]

Instead of ''Bet your cares away...''

I though it was ''Bet your kids away...''

*BUMP*
I used to think it was "Monkey ears away..."

 

[LittleJerry92]

Well, a minor one, but uh....

In Little Jerry's "Danger", I used to think "When you see it, keep away, cause it's no good" was "When you see it, people way, cause it's no good."

 

[David French]

Instead of ''Bet your cares away...''

I [thought] it was ''Bet your kids away...''

It's neither; it's *Dance* your cares away. That's if you're referring to the Fraggle Rock theme.

 

[gravy]

It's neither; it's *Dance* your cares away. That's if you're referring to the Fraggle Rock theme.

Yep. I realized that later on.

 

[David French]

I never got the joke, my cousin is so dumb he thinks that eggs Benedict is a mafia gangster, what's it mean? some insight would be great.

Bumping this just because I spotted this post by chance. Eggs Benedict is a traditional American breakfast dish. It *sounds* like an Italian name.