Jim's 71st birthday special

[CBPuppets]

Now that's Funny!

 

[GSmiley2007]

(back from commercial, the international Muppets are still at the podium)

BIG BIRD: Everyone, I'd like you to meet some of my international cousins and friends! This is Abelardo from Mexico, Pino from the Netherlands, Kippi from Israel, Kami from South Africa, Samson from Germany, Basil from Canada, Esperante from Spain, Minik Kus from Turkey, and a whole lot of others!

MOPATOP: And I'm Mopatop, and this is my friend, Puppyduck, and we're from England!

MISS PIGGY: Ooh... England! Hey, that's where we did The Muppet Show! Remember that, Kermie? (Kermit wanders off) Kermie?

OLLIE: I'm Ollie, and I come from Australia, a land down under, where-- (before Ollie can finish speaking, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem play and sing Men at Work's Down Under, with Floyd on lead vocals, and Animal banging his drums so loud, that Ollie can't hear what he's saying!) BE QUIET! (the band stops playing and Ollie resumes speaking) --my show has been a hit on Nick Jr. for a few years, along with Bambaloo. This here is Sam, a human, Fidget, a dog, Portia, a bird, Jet, a fish, and Jinx and Gypsy, mice.

(Fidget wanders over to the Fraggle Rock table, and Sprocket sees him)

SPROCKET: Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

FIDGET: Hey, you're a dog, and you look just like me!

SPROCKET: Woof! Woof!

FIDGET: Woof-woof to you, too! (laughs)

DOC: Oh, Sprocket! What are you barking about now-- (to Fidget) You look just like Sprocket...

FIDGET: Of course! I'm a dog! We dogs do all sorts of things together, like fetching bones, eating dog food, and digging holes in the ground! Ooh... gotta go back on stage. See you later!

DOC: (bewildered) I thought dogs could only say "Woof! Woof!". At least you're a normal dog, Sprocket.

(Suddenly, Sam the Human walks up to Doc, who is suddenly love-struck)

SAM: Hey, I'm Sam! You're kinda cute, for an old guy!

DOC: Pleasure to meet you. I'm Doc, and this is Sprocket, my dog.

SPROCKET: Woof!

SAM: Hey, Sprocket! Oh, you are so cute...

(We then see Mopatop trying to take something out of the trunk of his car, but it's stuck)

MOPATOP: Oh... I can't... get the thing out of my... oh, I give up! (Animal then shows up) Can you get my desk out of the boot, stranger?

ANIMAL: BOOT! BOOT! (Animal rushes over to Janice, grabs her leg, and is about to yank one of her teal-colored boots off her foot)

JANICE: Rully, Animal, could you put my leg down and leave my foot alone?

ANIMAL: ANIMAL WANT BOOT! RAAAAAAAARGH! (Mopatop then shows up)

MOPATOP: Uh, sorry, Animal, but I don't mean that kind of a boot. I meant this kind of boot! (He points to the trunk of his car. As you can guess, "boot" is the British [and I believe, Australian] term for the trunk of your car.)

(Animal puts Janice's leg down and rushes over to Mopatop's rental car, an old Peugeot. He grabs the desk out, and closes the trunk)

MOPATOP: Thanks, Animal! Now I can show everyone how I run my shop.

ANIMAL: SHOP! SHOP! RAAAAAARGH!

(Meanwhile, Baby Rowlf is getting ready to sing a special version of "You're Special to Me" for Jim when Baby Skeeter shows up)

BABY ROWLF: (sings) People don't applaud when I walk by--

BABY SKEETER: Hey, Rowlf? What'll I look like when I grow up?

BABY ROWLF: Uh, Skeet, I'm kinda busy right now.

BABY KERMIT: Why do you ask, Skeeter?

BABY SKEETER: Because all of my friends, especially you, Kermit, have met their future counterparts, and yet I don't see mine! (cries a little)

BABY KERMIT: Gosh, Skeeter! I guess we'll never know. (Suddenly, an adult Skeeter [performed, as everyone, including me, wishes by Karen Prell] shows up, clad in a similar outfit in Vic's "Muppet Family Gathering" picture, and wearing black pumps, looking for her brother)

SKEETER: Uh, excuse me. Do you know where my brother is?

BABY SKEETER: (gasps) Y-Y-Y-You're me, and grown up!

SKEETER: Aw, you made me remind myself of my childhood! You look so cute. (Baby Skeeter giggles)

KERMIT: Don't worry, Piggy, I found the menu for-- (gasps, drops menu) Skeeter? Is that you?

SKEETER: (gasps) Kermit! My old friend! (She rushes to Kermit and hugs him and kisses him)

MISS PIGGY: (angrily, from off-stage) DON'T YOU KISS THE FROG, SKEETER, OR MOI (gets really mad) WILL KARATE-CHOP YOU TO KINGDOM COME!

KERMIT: (to himself) I don't know how she does that... (to Skeeter) Wow! I haven't seen you in a long time! Boy, won't Scooter be surprised when he sees you! (calls to Scooter) Oh, Scooter! I have a little surprise for you!

SCOOTER: Oh, Kermit, what is it now? Can't you see I'm-- (gasps) I... don't... believe... it... (gasps) SKEETER! YOU MADE IT! (they exchange hugs)

SKEETER: Aw... I couldn't miss this for my twin brother!

JANICE: (gasps) Oh, wow! Skeeter, is that rully you? I missed you so much! (Janice and Skeeter then exchange hugs) I have a friend I want you meet. Oh, Annie Sue! (Annie Sue Pig rushes to Janice)

ANNIE SUE: Yes?

JANICE: I have a new friend for you. This is Skeeter, an old friend of mine from my childhood!

ANNIE SUE: Gosh, you look just like Scooter, except... you're a girl!

SKEETER: And you look like Piggy, except, you're cuter!

(Miss Piggy then rushes up. She is very, very, very angry)

MISS PIGGY: CUTER? I'LL SHOW YOU CUTER, SKEETER! GRRRRRRRRR... HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Piggy karate-chops Skeeter, Janice, and Annie Sue to the Muppet Show table)

ALL THREE GIRLS: Ow! That hurt! (They faint, and we go to a commercial break)

How does this look? ;-)

 

[CBPuppets]

Awsome you should show some stuff for the following:

Taminella Ginderfall

Skip and Scoop

Muppet monsters from the past and future (Ex. Exchange between Gorgon Heap and Big V or Sweetums and Splurge)

The Secret Life of Toys

City Kids (Dirt Sisters to be more clear)

 

[GSmiley2007]

(We're back from the commercial! Now, the Dirt Sisters take the stage)

DIRT SISTERS: So, like, did you hear that Guy Smiley's contestants on Beat the Time steal stuff to win prizes?

GUY: (angrily) THAT IS NOT TRUE! I NEVER HAD CONTESTANTS STEAL STUFF! (an angry mob of Anything Muppets from real skits and our fan-fics then approach guy)

GREEN ANYTHING MUPPET: Oh, yeah, right! Remember those clips? (He turns the projector on and we see some old BTT clips)

GUY: But... but... I... didn't... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (the angry mob chases after Guy)

(next, the SNL Land of Gorch Muppets take the stage)

KING PLOOBIS: As you can see, we are the creatures from the land of Gorch. I'm King Ploobis, and these here are my buddies and wife.

SCRED: I'm Scred, and I'm ready to celebrate-- (wild cheering is heard) Thank you! Thank you! --this party for Jim Henson, who's 71, as we all know. Now for some clips! Roll 'em, Beaker!

BEAKER: Meep-meep. (the film projector shocks him) MEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

(clips of SNL Land of Gorch sketches are seen)

(next, Bobby and Samson from LOGO's Tinseltown make the stage)

BOBBY: Hey, everyone! I'm Bobby, a pig who's ready to make it into Hollywood, and this is my best friend, partner, and agent Samson. Say hi, Samson!

SAMSON: Hi, Samson! (audience laughs)

STATLER: You know, I've seen a lot of odd couples before, but this is the oddest!

WALDORF: Yeah! Pigs and cows aren't supposed to marry, just like a frog can't marry a pig and a weirdo can't marry a chicken!

S&W: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! (Bobby and Samson get REALLY offended, as do Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and Camilla)

RIZZO: Don't worry, you sixsomes. Rizzo will take care of those grumpy old men... again.

(We see Rizzo setting up what looks like an obstacle course from the next-to-top floor of the building)

RIZZO: Oh, Statler! Waldorf! I have a little present for you on the next-to-top floor!

S&W: A present? For us? Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! (They then follow Rizzo)

RIZZO: SURPRISE!

S&W: Hey, what the-- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! (They slip down a slide, go through a wall of hands throwing pies, ride over a pathway covered with cactus spines, a poison ivy forest, wasps' nests, moss, feathers, and finally landing in water filled with electrical appliances, to which they are in shock. When they return to the main floor, they are seen charred all over, and in feathers, to which Camilla observes them)

CAMILLA: Bawk? Bawk!

BOBBY: But it is my pleasure to introduce to you... THE SWEDISH CHEF! (Audience cheers)

THE SWEDISH CHEF: (sings) Yorn desh der rit der goo, der nish de git da dee, di dish dorn yorn is ohn, BORK! BORK! BORK! (throws utensils, one being a spatula hitting Baby Fozzie in the eye)

BABY FOZZIE: OW! Ow... (begins to cry) Waaaaaaaaaa! My eye hurts! Waaaaaaaa!

BABY GONZO: (gasps) Fozzie! Are you OK?

BABY FOZZIE: (still crying) NO, I'M NOT OK! MY EYE HURTS! WAAAAAAAA!

BABY GONZO: Uh-oh. I'd better call Nanny. (he picks up a cell phone from his shirt pocket, and dials the nursery)

(back at the nursery, the phone rings)

NANNY: Hello?

BABY GONZO: Uh, Nanny, we have a little problem. Some old man with a mustache hit Fozzie in the eye, and now he's crying. Can you come down here?

NANNY: Sure, Gonzo. I'll be there in a few minutes.

BABY GONZO: OK. Thanks, Nanny. (hangs up)

BABY MISS PIGGY: (annoyed) AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! THIS CRYING HAS TO STOP, FOZZIE!

BABY FOZZIE: But, Piggy, my eye hurts! I can't see a thing! Waaaaaaa!

BABY GONZO: Don't worry, Fozzie. Nanny will pick you up in a few minutes.

(ANOTHER CGI newspaper spins into the screen, same voice of Greg Berg in his Baby Fozzie-type voice saying "Extra! Extra! Bear cub injured by chef from Sweden at party!")

(The two Anything Muppet cops show up and arrest the Swedish Chef for assault on a baby, but the Swedish Chef tells them it was an accident, yet the cops don't believe him)

THE SWEDISH CHEF: Ooh-ooh. Oom oof to joooil! Ooom soory, booby vooson oof Foozie!

KERMIT: Wow... we have had a night of disasters at this party, haven't we? Anyway, I'd like to introduce to you some of the other Creature Shop guys! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

EARL: Thank you! Uh... if it wasn't for Jim here, I would never have made it into this world here tonight, along with my wife and kids!

ROBBIE: Dad, can I please watch DTV now? The guys are gonna be here any minute! I want my DTV!

MISS PIGGY: Don't vous mean "I want my MTV?"

ROBBIE: Uh... what's MTV?

(suddenly, Earl's over-sized cell phone rings)

EARL: Hello?

RICHFIELD: (screaming really loud) SINCLAIR! YOU GET BACK TO THE OFFICE THIS INSTANT! AND BRING HESS WITH YOU! YOU BOTH HAVE A LITTLE EXPLAINING TO DO!

EARL: (very timid) Oh-oh-oh-okay, Mr. Richfield. Let's go, Roy. It looks like the boss needs us.

ROY: Right behind you, pally boy!

(we see Earl and Roy back at the office of WESAYSO)

EARL: Uh... you called us, Mr. Richfield?

RICHFIELD: Sinclair... WHY HAVE YOU AND HESS LEFT THE PLANT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR TREE-PUSHING? YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO WALK OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY LIKE THAT!

ROY: Uh, well, see, boss, Earl just got a letter in the mail for a party for someone named Jim Henson and--

RICHFIELD: DON'T GIVE ME ANY EXCUSES, HESS! IF I CATCH YOU TWO WALKING OUT OF MY PLANT AGAIN, THEN... YOU WILL BE FIRED!

EARL: Yes, Mr. Richfield. Come on, Roy, back to our tree-pushing.

ROY: Right behind you, Earl.

KERMIT: While we are still waiting for those dinosaurs to return, I'll introduce to you Stinky and Jake! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

STINKY: Hello, I'm Stinky the skunk, and this is Jake, the polar bear. We would like to show you some clips of our Animal Show, shot in one place we love-- Wembley!

(the live-action Wembley rushes up)

WEMBLEY: Aww... I didn't know you stinky creatures loved me! I love you, too!

JAKE: Uh... we don't mean that kind of "Wembley".

(Wembley sighs sadly)

STINKY: We mean this kind of Wembley! (They show photos of the city of Wembley, England)

(next, Skip, Scoop, and Taminella are seen throwing eggs and tomatoes at the creatures)

STINKY: Wha-- you guys don't like us?

TAMINELLA: Yeah! You guys stink! Get it? Stink? (laughs)

JAKE: Let's get out of here.

(all of a sudden, a pink-colored Latino Anything Muppet, named Christina, puppeteered by Carmen Osbahr, shows up, looking for Pepe)

CHRISTINA: Hola! Have you seen a cute little shrimp named Pepe?

KERMIT: Uh... he's that way.

PEPE: (over megaphone) AND I AM A KING PRAWN, OKAY?

CHRISTINA: (gasps) Oh, you must be this Pepe I am looking for!

PEPE: And you are Christina, okay! What do you want to do right now?

CHRISTINA: Well... (suddenly, Floyd shows up)

FLOYD: Man... you are one hot girl, aren't you? Even hotter than Miss Hamhocks!

MISS PIGGY: HOT? I'LL SHOW YOU HOT, PEPPER! HIIIIIIII-YAAAAA! (Piggy karate-chops Floyd out of the theatre and into a prison stove, where the Swedish Chef is cooking up something for the inmates)

THE SWEDISH CHEF: Ooh! Ooh! Floood Pooper! Ya, ya!

FLOYD: I gotta learn to be quiet around Miss Hamhocks.

MISS PIGGY: (from far away) WHAT WAS THAT?

FLOYD: Uh... I mean... Piggy. (faints, and Christina picks him up and he gets out of the prison)

CHRISTINA: Come on, amigo, let's get out of-- (Janice stops them)

JANICE: Like, Floyd, are you going out with another woman?

FLOYD: Uh... (laughs timidly) no... Janice...

JANICE: Ooooh! I'm gonna get rid of your new girlfriend!

FLOYD: But she's not my girlfriend!

CHRISTINA: Uh-oh...

(Janice gets into the driver's seat of the Electric Mayhem bus. In slo-mo, we then see her hand putting the key into the ignition, her hand moving the gear shift to "drive", then cut to her foot about to hit the gas pedal, when...)

CHRISTINA: PARADA! Do not run over me! I'm the band's new manager! So just let me go! (sobs hysterically)

JANICE: Hmm... like, let me think about it... (we then see her foot hit the gas, and smoke comes from the wheels as they spin across the pavement) NO!

CHRISTINA: (screaming hysterically) Get away from me! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! (eventually, she runs into two Anything Muppet border patrolmen)

PATROLMEN: It's time for you to head back into Mexico, (mocks her) Christina! You know it's illegal to cross our border without a passport! Come here, you!

CHRISTINA: No! Let me go! Please!

(another CGI newspaper, this time, Greg says "Extra! Extra! Hippie girl arrested for attempted murder and victim sent back to Mexico!")

JANICE: Like, let me go! (she yells at the same two Anything Muppet cops who arrested Wilkins and the Swedish Chef) Floyd, save me! Fer sure!

FLOYD: Well, there goes our new manager. (sighs)

(we then go to the final commercial break)

This look good so far?

 

[CBPuppets]

Funny man Very Funnnieeeee!

 

[GSmiley2007]

(we are back from the final commercial break, the Fraggles take the podium)

GOBO: Hi, everyone! I'm Gobo, and I come from Fraggle Rock. These are my friends Mokey...

MOKEY: (sighs dreamily)

GOBO: ...Wembley...

WEMBLEY: Yippee! (makes odd grunting sound)

GOBO: ...Boober...

BOOBER: (screams) Let there be no more death and disease in this world! (screams)

GOBO: ...and Red. (Red isn't seen) Red? Red? Where are you?

RED: Woo-hoo-hoo! (Red flies onto a Tarzan-like vine, into the Muppet Babies table, splashing juice onto Baby Piggy's pink dress) Uh-oh...

BABY MISS PIGGY: (looks at dress, then...) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOI'S FAVORITE DRESS! (starts crying)

BABY KERMIT: Piggy, are you all right?

BABY MISS PIGGY: No, I'm not all right? My dress is ruined, thanks to that weirdo! (She's of course referring to Red, but Baby Gonzo doesn't think so)

BABY GONZO: But, Piggy, I didn't do anything.

RED: I-I-I-I'm sorry! (stammers)

BABY MISS PIGGY: (she's real angry right now) SORRY? I'LL SHOW YOU SORRY, WEIRDO! HIIIIIII-YAAAAAAA! (Baby Piggy karate-chops Red back to the stage, then Red gets heckled by Statler and Waldorf)

STATLER: There is something very odd about that Fraggle.

WALDORF: Yeah! Her name's "Red Fraggle", but she's yellow! (to Red) Shouldn't your name be "Yellow Fraggle"?

(both men laugh)

RED: Cut it out! That's not even funny! (sobs hysterically)

RIZZO: Don't worry, Ms. Fraggle. I shall once again take care of those two grumpy old men.

(Unbeknownst to the hecklers, there is a small lever right next to their chair. Rizzo pulls it, and the men drop through the floor, screaming 20 feet below, ending with a loud crash)

RIZZO: That'll teach those two hecklers. Heh-heh-heh!

(Meanwhile, Bear takes the stage with his friends, ready to talk about the Big Blue House)

BEAR: Hello, friends! I'm Bear, and these are my friends, Ojo, Tutter, Pip, Pop, and Treelo!

TREELO: Wabanmgnagaaaagaagagawockawockawocka!

FOZZIE: (to himself) Did that lemur just say "Wocka wocka wocka"? Aaah!

OJO: And now, I shall show off all the rooms in our house, especially to that fat pig who beat me up at Denny's!

MISS PIGGY: (gets really offended) FAT PIG? VOUS CALLED MOI A FAT PIG? I'LL SHOW YOU FAT PIG, RUDE BEAR CUB! GRRRRRRRRRRRR... (she is ready to do her Wild Boar Bazooka Blast, and everyone is now timid)

KERMIT: (to himself) I don't like the looks of this...

ELMO: Elmo is scared!

WEMBLEY: (very frightened) W-W-W-Wh-Wh-What's wrong with t-t-t-t-that p-p-p-p-pig?

MISS PIGGY: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Piggy does a karate-chop on Ojo, and sends her flying out of the theatre and into Charlie's Restaurant!)

(cut to Charlie's exterior)

FAT BLUE: Waiter! Where's my food?

GROVER: Just a moment, sir.

FAT BLUE: (very impatient) I WANT MY FOOD NOOOOOOOOOW!

GROVER: (screams) Okay, sir! (Ojo then crashes through the ceiling)

OJO: Hi, sir! I hope I haven't CRASHED your party! (chuckles)

FAT BLUE: (faints and sighs)

GROVER: Here's your food sir! Sir? Sir?

GUY: And now, everyone can have fun playing the party games, while some will be singing songs onstage. Take it away, guys!

Song list:

1 - "Bein' Green" - sung by Kermit
2 - "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday" - sung by Gonzo
3 - "Wotcher! (Knocked 'em in the Ol' Kent Road)" - sung by Fozzie
4 - "The First Time it Happens" - sung by Miss Piggy
5 - "Can You Picture That?" - sung by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
6 - "Just One Person" - sung by Robin
7 - "Halfway Down the Stairs" - also sung by Robin
8 - "Mr. Bassman" - sung by Scooter (with Floyd)
9 - "Baby Face" - sung by Skeeter and Annie Sue to two AM men
10 - "ABC-DEF-GHI" - sung by Big Bird
11 - "Rubber Duckie" - sung by Ernie
12 - "Doin' the Pigeon" - sung by Bert
13 - "C is for Cookie" - sung by Cookie Monster
14 - "Near and Far" - sung by Grover
15 - "Happy Tapping with Elmo" - sung by Elmo
16 - "We Are All Earthlings" - clucked by Camilla and other chickens
17 - "Follow Me" - sung by Gobo and Traveling Matt
18 - "The Friendship Song" - sung by Boober and Red
19 - "A Little Doozer Music" - played by Wembley on xylophone
20 - "I'll Be Blue for You" - sung by Baby Gonzo
21 - "Good Things Happen in the Dark" - sung by Baby Fozzie
22 - "Snow White Blues" - sung by Baby Skeeter
23 - "You're Special to Me" - sung by Baby Rowlf
24 - "Make a Nursery Rhyme" - sung by Baby Miss Piggy
25 - "The Bear Cha-Cha-Cha" - sung by Bear
26 - "When I'm Older" - sung by Tutter

(after the mayhem ends, Guy asks Kermit and the gang to sing "The Rainbow Connection" after they sing "Happy Birthday" to Jim and he blows out the candles)

GUY: OK, everyone, let's bring out Jim one last time!

JIM: Thank you all. I've got to say, it has been a great 71 years so far, and I'm always ready for more fun and mayhem with you guys. I love you all.

(The Muppets begin to cry, except Eliot, who is still focused on his Ace Hart cartoon, and Statler, who makes Waldorf cry by holding a bowl of onions under his face)

GUY: Now... "THE RAINBOW CONNECTION"! TAKE IT AWAY, KERMIT! (Audience cheers)

KERMIT: (sings) Why are there so many songs about rainbows...

BIG BIRD: And what's on the other side?

GOBO: Rainbows are visions, but only illusions...

MOPATOP: And rainbows have nothing to hide...

BASIL: So we've been told and some choose to believe it...

BABY SCOOTER: I know they're wrong, wait and see...

KERMIT: Someday, we'll find it...

OTHERS: The rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me...

ELIOT: (talking to Ace) Uh, Ace, I'm not sure I should be singing right now. What should I do?

ACE: Sing your heart out with the chorus, Mr. Shag! Go get 'em... while I get Mad Dog!

BEAR: (sings) Who says that every wish would be heard and answered...

BABY SKEETER: When wished on the morning star?

ELMO: Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it...

PORTIA: And look what it's done so far...

ABELARDO: What's so amazing that keeps us stargazing...

CARTOON RED: And who do we think we might see?

BERT: Someday we'll find it...

OTHERS: The rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me...

ROBIN: All of us under its spell, we know that it's probably magic...

TRAVELING MATT: Have you been half asleep, and have you heard noises?

BABY GONZO: I've heard them calling my name...

TUTTER: Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors?

MISS PIGGY: The voice might be one and the same...

RED: I've heard it too many times to ignore it...

PEPE: It's something that I'm supposed to be, okay...

BABY ROWLF: Someday we'll find it...

OTHERS: The rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me...

ALL: La-da-da-dee-da-da-do-la-da-da-da-la-dee-da-do... (the audience roars, and confetti shoots out from the floor, along with streamers and balloons falling as everyone yells "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIM!", but all of a sudden, more and more confetti shoots out, all because Beaker is having too much fun with the controls used for the confetti cannons)

BUNSEN: Beaker! Leave the controls alone and get back on stage!

BEAKER: (dejected) Meep-meep.

GUY: I want to thank you all for this great special event! But tomorrow, we'll have even more fun, (excitedly) RIGHT, GUYS?

ALL: Right! (laughs and cheers abound, until... a sawing sound is heard)

KERMIT: Wait a minute. What's the sound?

BOOBER: It sounds like some evil monster! Aaaaaah!

BABY GONZO: Wait a minute, that's not an evil monster! That's just Animal playing with a saw. (realizes, and then gasps) ANIMAL! PUT THAT SAW DOWN! YOU COULD GET HURT!

BABY ANIMAL: Me no get hurt! (laughs)

BABY GONZO: Stop, Animal! You're gonna put a big hole in the... (timid) floor. (the floor breaks and everyone screams as they fall)

BABY ANIMAL: Goooooo bye-bye! Ya-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! (the same six-note abridged version of the Muppet Babies theme is heard, then we fade out, and the credits roll with a light rock version of "The Rainbow Connection" in the background, sung by Barry Manilow and Michael Bolton)

(after the credits, the cartoon Fraggles, Muppet Babies, and Dog City dogs plead with the live-action Muppets to be their new friends, but they are denied [but not for long], also we see Skeeter entering the Muppet Theatre for the first time, and the international SS Muppets residing on the street, plus Mopatop opening a new shop next to Fraggle Rock, and Bear adding more features to his Big Blue House, logos for Disney/ABC and Jim Henson Company appear on the walls)

That's the end! So, what do you think?

 

[CBPuppets]

That is Awsome!