Kermit: I can't believe it's been 20 years since Jim's passing. It's gone by so fast.
Rowlf: Yeah it sure has. He was always a special person. He helped create an empire for everyone to enjoy.
Pepe: Si, I wasn't around for this Jim Henson guy, but he seems to be one great person.
Robin: He was one of a kind.
Clifford: I met Jim Hensen a year before he died. He was one hip dude.
Swedish Chef: Bor'chee scoo ya yeedee ver vous.
*Everyone looks at Chef*
Kermit: After all these years I still can't figure out what he's trying to say.
Beeker: Mee mee mee either.
Kermit: I still can't figure out what Beaker said either.
Miss Piggy: Why would you want to anyway Kermie?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Actually Mr. Kermit, Beaker said he can't figure out what the Chef said either.
Everyone: Oh!
Floyd: Yeah man, that Jim Henson dude was one swell guy.
Janice: Fer sure. Like he was sweet and handsome and............handsome and sweet.
Floyd: That's some good stuff sugar.
Janice: Oh yeah, and like he had a beard too. Rully......
Fozzie: He encouraged me to try harder on my jokes.
Rizzo: Still not workin' for ya.
Bean: Say Rizzo, you and I seem to have the same voice.
Rizzo: Yeah, so?
Bean: Well I think that's cute!
Rizzo: Don't go there with me pal.
Gonzo: He encouraged me to just be me.
Camilla: Bwak! Bwak!
Gonzo: Thanks sweetie!
*Scooter comes rushing in*
Scooter: Chief, the show is about to start. We need the band to get ready to play the theme song.
Animal: Theme song, theme song!
Dr. Teeth: He was a rightous person with a positive influence of tremendous caliber.
Sam Eagle: One of the best Americans this country has ever had.
*Beauregard walks in and starts sweeping, which upsets Kermit*
Beauregard: Oh, I'm sorry.
Kermit: Beau, could you do this later.
Beauregard: But you told me in order to get ahead that one needed to clean up this town, and that's what I'm doing.
Kermit: Nevermind................
Miss Piggy: Speaking of which, my nephews are coming in town this weekend Kermie.
Kermit: Yeesh........
Lew Zealand: Hey Mr. Da Frog, wanna see my boomerang fish act tribute for Mr. Henson?
Kermit: Not really Lew.
Link Hogthrob: Anybody have a mirror? I wanna see how my hair looks.
Hilda: I hope the audience likes the costumes I created for tonights closing number.
Animal: Costumes, costumes!
Lips: Hey Kermit, can I have some speaking lines tonight? Or at least a trumpet solo?
Zoot: Forget about you, what about me man? I wanna say something too on........on.....Say, what were we talkin' about anyway?
Pops: I think I need to go to the bathroom. But I'm not going to be there to welcome the guest star.
Bobo: I can do that. I did that on Muppets Tonight.
Pops: What's that?
Bobo: It was another muppet show in the 90's that.....nevermind.
Scooter: There was another muppet show?
Fozzie: How come Statler and Waldorf don't find me funny?
Waldorf: Simple.
Statler: Because you're not!
Both: Do ho ho ho ho.......
Sweetums: Kermit, can Robin and I sing a song tonight?
Fozzie: And why doesn't the audience find me funny.
Link: I need a mirror. Seriously people, I need a mirror to see if my hair is still perfect.
Pepe: I vonder if there's gonna be some sexy womens in the audience tonight?.....
Fozzie: Kermit, how come no one finds me funny?
Kermit: I don't know Fozzie!
Rowlf: That piano I was playing on earlier today needed some tuning up.
*Suddenly everyone started to talk all at once, causing chaos*
Kermit: QUIET!
Janice: And then I said to the guy, like hold on a minute okay. I need to see some proof that you're an actual photographer before I take off my clothes and.........
*Janice realizes everyone is now staring at her*
Kermit: Lets get to our places people......We have a show to do. The boss wouldn't have it any other way.