Jareth Costume

[practicecactus]

*WHACK!*

...........,no.
Must ...not ...type....
Innuendos Ahoy.
(now I know how Benny Hill Felt .y'know at the end of every show, being chassed ,sped up.-Being chased by Jareth junkie,waving a riding crop)

 

[jarethjunkie]

Practicecactus said:
...........,no.
Must ...not ...type....
Innuendos Ahoy.

come on... say it...
Give me a reason to beat you!
(cue Benny Hill chase seen music)

 

[practicecactus]

First we need a little old bald guy ,I have to slap him on the head first.

 

[practicecactus]

Oh my god .I can't believe I just said that .
I think we should stop right here .

 

[jarethjunkie]

...*****!
Just like they say "Nothing Sus"

 

[practicecactus]

..Yeah...Hey Great Costume! WOO HOO! ..Yeah ,lets get this thing out of the gutter,Wooo.

(*****? -What the Heckaroonie does that mean?It's not naughty is it? C'mon 'junkie we're giving Aussies a bad rap.These Americans will think we're all Deviant,crass ,weirdos.I mean , it's true ,but we don't want them to think that)

 

[jarethjunkie]

hey I have been invited a cross dressing party!
what should i go as...? (well obviously david bowie but what TYPE of bowie?)

(as for the ***** it basically means to laugh until ones bum falls off )

 

[practicecactus]

"The man who fell to earth " type Bowie.
Creepy, sexual, suit wearing Bowie.

 

[jarethjunkie]

I love that movie...(fond memories of a certain scene)
But i dont think that would be the most effective costume, i think ill go with Ziggy Stardust.... But where on earth will i pick up the shoes@_@?

 

[practicecactus]

I have seen neither film.

...(fond memories of a certain scene)

Let me guess. He's naked?