Oh snap!
Kermit saw the car drift away soon to disappear from his sight. The only thing left of his dear friend was her Channel labeled high-heel shoe.Slowly, did he pick it up.Not noticing other reporters crowding around him he simply could not help but feel at loss. Perhaps he did know they were there and if he did--they would be but mere shadows to him.Everything at this point had frozen and if time were merciful it was now.All he really was doing was processing the events that just took place though it would all come down to disbelief once more. A few minutes later reality hit him or--tackled him down with rushed questions from what seemed millions. "Oof!" Kermit fell to the floor just noticing that he himself had problems of his own.
"Mr. The Frog, how do you feel of Miss Piggy going to jail?"
"Kermit! Kermit! How long will she last in there?"
"A visit gone rotten...how does this affect you?"
"Miss Piggy the next Paris Hilton?"
Kermit scrunched up his face at the fourth question "Unlikley now if you will excuse me I must get back to my-"
"Wait wait! Mr. Kermit! Will you still stay with Piggy even after having murdered Mr. Jean-Paul?"
This got his attention and certainly stopped at the mid of opening the car door.
Wait. Think. Realize.
"Piggy did what?"
BANG!
"Moi did what again?"
The police station was slightly far from her home so this would give her some needed time to explain things "Look I did not murder the guy!" The angered porcine yelled rubbing her arms softly. They were still tender so you could only imagine the brute strength the man used on our beloved Miss Piggy "I deserve a trial just like any other person even though," She paused with a sultry look in her eyes "moi is only the most beautiful celebrity pig in the world..ahaha." She said melting into her own flattery. As she said this she posed with fluttering eyelashes. Her temporary moment of egoism cracked into pieces as she grew rather mad at the fact that the man had ignored her so bluntly "Back to the subject you idiot. Moi wants a trial! Got it?" The man looked to her for only a quick second "There's already proof that you murdered him." was all he mentioned.
"What?"
Over boiling point. Compose self. Ah nevermind...rationality shut down.
"I'll show you proof!"
She lunged herself at him making him lose control over the car and crashing straight to a nearby bush. Her cuffed hands were slapping him about until a growl came from the overgrown man creating a sense of fear into her. "Ahaha!...you-you have such pretty eyes..." she commented sheepishly. A minute later the police man opened the door dragging the whimpering Piggy behind him. To her dismay the police station was right in front of her waiting to throw her behind bars. "Please please..I am innocent!" she begged showing dignity to the door. The day was most unkind to her as later that day she had been sentenced five more years in prison. Which meant twenty-five years in total.
TBC
Notes: I am getting the feeling I am rushing. I wonder if it's because I forgot how it was to truly begin from what I had planned. XD I feel happy for the comments though. I feel VERY happy and shocked.
Comments:
RedBooberGirl: Really? THANKS!
I was thinking I was too general! <3
Prawn: Oh wow! I am glad you enjoyed it! Personally I thought my grammar and writing was kind of crude but I feel way better now and less ashamed.
Count: <3 LOL! I fear those wonderful naggers but I shall do my best to keep active to avoid that. XD heeheee!