I've got a joke!

[MartyMuppets]

What do you call Miss Piggy after too much champagne?

Potted Ham!

HIC! YOU'RE UH GONNA BE THE ONE WHO'SH POTTED!I'LL HIC! TEASH YOUSH A LESHON MAKING JOKESH ABOUT ME! (staggers on her own two feet trying to swing her arm)
HEEEEYAAARRRRGGHH! CRASH! (tries to send Ruahna flying but is so intoxicated she misses and lands splat face down upon her snout knocking herself out cold)

 

[Ruahnna]

It's okay, Piggy honey. We don't have to fight. We'll get you picked up off the floor, cleaned up a little, I'll grab my feather boa and we'll go pick up some cute sailors. Preferably short green ones.