It's Time for the Emmy and Jackie Awards!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*feels right at home, like where he grew up*

 

[EmmyMik]

If any attention goes to Muppet people, it seems like it always goes to Dave Goelz, Steve Whitmire, Jerry Nelson, Bill Barretta, and Kevin Clash. I mean Dave has his groovy glasses, someone really should take care of Steve's hair, Jerry's beard rocks, Bill is well... Bill, and Kevin Clash has Elmo. The little tikes love him (even if they think that his job is to hold Elmo). So you'd think that being the chairman of a respected company would be enough. Well, you're wrong. And that's probably why earlier this year Brian Henson resigned (although he may give other reasons). However, his recent actions will not go unnoticed. It is my great honor to give Brian Henson a Golden Muffin for his earring, as seen in the MTI DVD!

 

[SuprGro78]

Did you know cows loved to polka? Especially with men who wear earrings.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Yeah, that's why it's hard for gypsies to be farmers---too much dancin' and not enough work!

 

[Cantus Rock]

Gyp-sies, tramps and thieves, we heard it from the people of the town....oh, nevermind..

-Matt

 

[Crazy Harry]

So much has happened in the two days I've been gone.

(wacks Joggy over the head with a salami and takes glasses back)

Now let's get to the... COW!!!

 

[Zack the Dog]

Hey hey hey! Nobody's touching these cow's okay??! Chris! Put that chainsaw away!! Now!!!!

One pull on the cord of that thing and these cow will stamped!! it will ruin the awards show!!!...Or only make it more weird!

 

[Cantus Rock]

In attempt to counter the recent cow developements, I've come up with this:

Juggling bears in little dresses. They juggle...they..wear little dresses...umm...thats about it...

-Matt

 

[EmmyMik]

Since Jackie hasn't posted the next award yet, I think now would be a great time to go to a commercial.

But before we do that, I'd like to point out that our dresses were made by the highest of designers, Corel.

Now on to the commercial!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

The Hostess's Dresses

ROFL!!!

WONDERFUL dresses, gals! They're sure to be the talk of the post-awards show! (If this dang thing ever ends...)

And Emmy, from the poses you drew, it looks like somebody squashed li'l Jackie and Emmy bugs, LOL!

Really!

It does!