It's Time for the Emmy and Jackie Awards!

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
Those aren't mine.

Why is Nate suddenly blushin'???

 

[Cantus Rock]

*snatches polka-dot bloomers*

eeeerhmm...excuse me...

-Matt

 

[Luke]

Guys, unfortunately the Penguins couldn't come on stage tonight to accept their award - they have gone to the bar with Squishy Bottom, but they have sent me to accept it on their behalf and i'd like to say a few words :-

*gets out notes*

Firstly i'd like to thank the 60 foot Penguin in Bexleyheath Shopping Centre a few years back for giving me the inspiration to bring the word of the Penguin to the people of Muppet Central, i'd also like to thank Britney Spears for agreeing (by proxy - i agreed for her) to stand behind the Penguin in my digitally manipulated delphi signature, the Penguins in the Weezer video - you are true genius ........ lastly, people please spare a thought for the poor out of work Penguins on the streets of America - may they all be employed to stand around stores looking festive once the holiday season comes around again.

Emmy and Jackie - Thank You - myself and the Penguins are moist with emotion !

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Luke
Emmy and Jackie - Thank You - myself and the Penguins are moist with emotion !

I'm not touching that one. Anyone else want to take it?

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Dude, you are so risque today...



Really!

You are!

 

[EmmyMik]

Due to [insert excuse here] today's award will be postponed until tomorrow.

Now for another commercial break!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I can't take the suspense!!

Really!

I can't!

 

[Crazy Harry]

Booooooooo...

(throws an orange at Emmy)

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*picks up orange after it THUMPS Emmy in the head, peels it*

I love oranges.

 

[towels]

Originally posted by Luke
lastly, people please spare a thought for the poor out of work Penguins on the streets of America - may they all be employed to stand around stores looking festive once the holiday season comes around again.

Yeah, for some reason they couldn't find work in a NY diner...