Is so jokes

[abiraniriba]

This thread is strictly for Is so jokes. The kind of jokes that go "My... is so...
How... is it? It's so....! You get the idea. I'll start with one about my apartment.

My apartment is so small

How small is it?

It's so small I just took in my welcome mat and now I have wall-to-wall carpeting.

 

[chestermcdragon]

barbara strisans nose is big,
how big is it?
its so big...*barbara runs in the room and and strangles me.

 

[abiraniriba]

ok you can't spell

You're spelling is bad, but your last line reminds me of what happened in the first muppet movie when Fozzie tried to tell a fat sailor joke and a real fat sailor broke a bottle to warn him of what might happen to him.

 

[zeldazipple]

Um that was a little harsh don't you think? Um.. anyway back to jokes. Let's see if I can come up with something.
Ok got one...

A dude runs into a bar, and says. " Outch! "

Ok you may now throw tomatos at me.
* Runs off thread, and ducks for cover. * [/B]

 

[chestermcdragon]

thats not a "is so" joke.

 

[abiraniriba]

but this is

the last hotel I stayed at was so cheap I had to make my own bed..... with a hammer and nails.