SesameMike
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In honor of the 50th anniversary of the first moon landing, I have here a description of a sketch where Mr. Hooper and Susan went to the moon.
Scene: a plain background with a freestanding chalkboard, and 3 boulders in the foreground. The background music is "space-like".
Susan (S) and Mr. Hooper (H) come walking in wearing spacesuits. They move with a sort of "bounce-like" slow-motion, suggesting low gravity.
H: Well, here we are! At last!
S: On the moon?
H: On. The. Moon. Now Lieutenant, I'm going to go over there to explore that crater. (Points offscreen) But while I'm gone, I have a mission for you.
S: What's that?
H: I want you to count all the rocks in this area. (Points around) And when you are done, to write the number on this blackboard.
S: Got it.
H: And we are lucky the last astronaut left us this blackboard.
(Mr. Hooper deftly leaps off-camera to the left)
S: OK, now to count the rocks. 1..., 2..., 3. Three rocks. (Writes a 3 on the blackboard.)
(The background music then shifts to a faster "woop-woop-woop" mode as one of the rocks spontaneously lifts up and flies away)
S: Oh well, 1 from 3, is 2. Cross out this 3, and put a 2 there. (Does just that on the blackboard)
(Music shifts again, and another rock takes off.)
S: Oh well, 1 from 2, is 1. Cross out this 2, and put a 1 there. (Does just that on the blackboard)
(Music shifts again, and the last rock becomes airborne.)
S: Oh well, 1 from 1, is none. (Puts a zero on the blackboard)
(Mr. Hooper bounces back into the scene.)
H: Well Lieutenant, how many rocks were there?
S: Zero. There are no rocks. (Points to blackboard). See, zero.
H: That's not right. I saw some rocks when I left.
S: Yeah, but, they flew away.
H: Impossible. Things cannot just fly away.
(Music shifts, and Mr. Hooper levitates and disappears offscreen)
H: Lieutenant! Things just cannot flyyyyy, awayyyyyyyy!
S: (Looks at camera and shrugs shoulders)
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I think that look back at the zero on the blackboard was an opportunity to shift Mr. Hooper into chroma key, in order for him to "fly away".
Scene: a plain background with a freestanding chalkboard, and 3 boulders in the foreground. The background music is "space-like".
Susan (S) and Mr. Hooper (H) come walking in wearing spacesuits. They move with a sort of "bounce-like" slow-motion, suggesting low gravity.
H: Well, here we are! At last!
S: On the moon?
H: On. The. Moon. Now Lieutenant, I'm going to go over there to explore that crater. (Points offscreen) But while I'm gone, I have a mission for you.
S: What's that?
H: I want you to count all the rocks in this area. (Points around) And when you are done, to write the number on this blackboard.
S: Got it.
H: And we are lucky the last astronaut left us this blackboard.
(Mr. Hooper deftly leaps off-camera to the left)
S: OK, now to count the rocks. 1..., 2..., 3. Three rocks. (Writes a 3 on the blackboard.)
(The background music then shifts to a faster "woop-woop-woop" mode as one of the rocks spontaneously lifts up and flies away)
S: Oh well, 1 from 3, is 2. Cross out this 3, and put a 2 there. (Does just that on the blackboard)
(Music shifts again, and another rock takes off.)
S: Oh well, 1 from 2, is 1. Cross out this 2, and put a 1 there. (Does just that on the blackboard)
(Music shifts again, and the last rock becomes airborne.)
S: Oh well, 1 from 1, is none. (Puts a zero on the blackboard)
(Mr. Hooper bounces back into the scene.)
H: Well Lieutenant, how many rocks were there?
S: Zero. There are no rocks. (Points to blackboard). See, zero.
H: That's not right. I saw some rocks when I left.
S: Yeah, but, they flew away.
H: Impossible. Things cannot just fly away.
(Music shifts, and Mr. Hooper levitates and disappears offscreen)
H: Lieutenant! Things just cannot flyyyyy, awayyyyyyyy!
S: (Looks at camera and shrugs shoulders)
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I think that look back at the zero on the blackboard was an opportunity to shift Mr. Hooper into chroma key, in order for him to "fly away".