Winslow Leach
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I'm...suddenly in the mood for a cheeseburger...a yummy, tasty cheeseburger!(walks in wearing a suit with gold gangsta chains and a large brimmed hat, hiding her eyes)
*begins to sing*
He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger."
"And I might like a milkshake as well."
She said to him "I can't get you either"
He said "Isn't this burger bell?"
She said "Yes it is but we're closed now."
"But we open tomorrow at ten."
He said "I am extremely hungry!"
"But I guess I can wait until then!"
Cuz you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for you. Ya!
He'll wait for you.
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and eggs for half price!
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
He'll eat and be back here for luuunch!
(very passionately)
Cuz you're his cheeseburger!
His precious cheeseburger
He'll be back for you.
He'll be back for you.
Won't be so long, cheeseburger
Oh, lovely cheeseburger!
Be back for you
Oh, he'll be back for you.
Cuz he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart
And there's nothin' gonna tear you two apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese,
He would get down on his hands and knees!
To see if someone accidently dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you!
Clean that dirty cheese off just for yoooooou!
You are his cheese ... burrrr ... grrrrr!
*wipes the hair out of her eyes* Thank you. *solemnly walks out of the thread*
ROFLMAO!