If I were (no...this isn't the Kermit song)

[Katzi428]

(just fill in what you'd be)
If I were a poptart..
I would be Smores

If I were a song....
It would be a doo wop song from the 60s

If I were a movie...
I would be romantic & funny

If I were a salad..
I would be a Caesar Salad

If I were a color...
I would be pink

If I were a beverage..
I would be a Starbucks Frappucino

If I were shampoo...
I would be White Rain

If I were a cartoon character...
I would have to be Garfield

If I were a food...
I would be fettucini Alfredo
If I were a dessert...
I would be Reeses' Peanut Butter Cup Sundae

If I were a sport...
I would be ice skating

If I were an egg...
I would be hard boiled

If I were a place...
I would be under a palm tree on a warm breezy day

If I were a sandwich...
I would be shrimp salad...

If I were ice cream...
I would be peanut butter & chocolate

If I were a muppet...
Miss Piggy

 

[D'Snowth]

1. Blueberry frosted.
2. "Wild Thing" (NOT the rap version, sorry).
3. I'd probably be a movie that was comedic, yet smart.
4. Cobb.
5. Probably pink because seriously, I'm ALWAYS so pink!
6. Milk since I'm "pasty".
7. T-Sal, because I'm flaky.
8. Probably a cross between Harold from Hey Arnold! and Simon of The Chipmunks.
9. Well, when I was in Grade 6, kids called me "hamburger", so...
10. Jell-O, because I'm jiggly.
11. I don't know.
12. Scrambled.
13. A carnival maybe?
14. Roast beef? Meatloaf?
15. I'm not sure.
16. What else? A Snowth!

 

[Redsonga]

If I were a poptart..
I would be Cherry

If I were a song....
It would be a bubblegum pop happy and sad song from the 80's

If I were a movie...
I would be a spin off movie of a long running popular magical girl anime

If I were a salad..
I would be a Italian style salad with plain oil and vinegar dressing

If I were a color...
I would be orange

If I were a beverage..
I would be a 7-11 cherry slurppie

If I were shampoo...
I would be Herbal Essences Drama Clean

If I were a cartoon character...
I would have to be Peppermint Patty (comic), Molly from the Last Unicorn (anime), Daffy Duck (US cartoon)

If I were a food...
I would be homemade chicken stew

If I were a dessert...
I would be homemade chocolate pudding pie with cool whip

If I were a sport...
I would be gymnastics

If I were an egg...
I would be an uncooked robin's egg

If I were a place...
I would be a woods at twilight with the first coolness of night time.

If I were a sandwich...
I would be grilled cheese

If I were ice cream...
I would be bubblegum flavored

If I were a muppet...
I would be Red (Fraggle Rock) Skeeter (muppets) or Gladys the Cow (SS)

 

[Beakerfan]

If I were a poptart..
I would be Strawberry

If I were a song....
I would be a rock ballad from the 80's

If I were a movie...
I would be a Guillermo del Toro film

If I were a salad..
I would be a Fruit Salad

If I were a color...
I would be hot pink

If I were a beverage..
I would be an orange cream soda

If I were shampoo...
I would be Herbal Essences

If I were a cartoon character...
I would be Daffy Duck

If I were a food...
I would be lamb stew

If I were a dessert...
I would be Chocolate Cake

If I were a sport...
I would be ballroom dancing (Hey! It is too a sport!)

If I were an egg...
I would be an easter egg

If I were a place...
I would be a desert island

If I were a sandwich...
I would be roast beef with swiss

If I were ice cream...
I would be cookie dough

If I were a muppet...
I would be Annie Sue

 

[Colbynfriends]

If I were a poptart..
I would be blueberry

If I were a song....
I would be Weird Al's: "White and Nerdy"

If I were a movie...
I would be an animated movie

If I were a salad..
I would be a salad with lettus, tomatos, cheese, and italian dressing

If I were a color...
I would be red

If I were a beverage..
I would be milk

If I were shampoo...
I would be regular shampoo

If I were a cartoon character...
I would be a mix between Arthur and Pelswick

If I were a food...
I would be a quesidilla

If I were a dessert...
I would be Chocolate Cake

If I were a sport...
golf

If I were an egg...
I would be a brown egg

If I were a place...
I would be a park

If I were a sandwich...
I would be a ham and cheese with pickles, musturd, onions, jalapenos, salami, pepperoni, and viniger and oil (Subway eat fresh)

If I were ice cream...
I would be vanilla

If I were a muppet...
I would be scooter

 

[Sgt Floyd]

If I were a poptart..
I would be Mint Chocolate (yes, there are mint chocolate poptarts)

If I were a song....
It would be a metal song from the 80s

If I were a movie...
I would be horror

If I were a salad..
I would be a salad with just lettuice and italian dressing

If I were a color...
I would be purple

If I were a beverage..
I would be Orange Juice

If I were shampoo...
I would be any kind of 7-11 Slurpee

If I were a cartoon character...
I would have to be a cross between Bart and Lisa Simpson

If I were a food...
I would be rice

If I were a dessert...
I would be vanilla ice cream with sprinkles

If I were a sport...
I would be roller skating

If I were an egg...
I would be hard boiled

If I were a place...
I would be a random place

If I were a sandwich...
I would be turkey

If I were ice cream...
I would be mint chocolate chip

If I were a muppet...
I would be Floyd! (who else? )