Not a big fan of Cole Slaw, I'm more of a potato salad guy myself, but I think that would be either a great TV chef name, or the host of some weird TV game show. "Hello, my name is Cole Slaw, and welcome to 'Save Your Bacon'. Where we give some weird scenario and you have to give me the way you'd save your bacon. Brought to you by Oscar Mayer. When you think of bacon, I want you to think of 2 names, Oscar and Mayer."
Daniel