I have something very important to say

[MartyMuppets]

I don't even wanna know why you had a lace umbrella in your pocket, Porky...Ooh, and where did you get it? Were there any discounts?

Hmm. Can you ask about the where of a matter while not wanting to know about the why at the same time?

I would scratch my head as I ponder the answer only I still need to know what has become of my head.

 

[Beauregard]

I think it's rolling down a hill towards the ghost of Anne Boilyn...

 

[MartyMuppets]

Come back here! *My body goes chasing after it. At the bottom of the hill Anne's ghost takes one look at me and screams in terror, flying away up into the sky. Reckon she must have been scared stiff by the sight of my tennis racket still perched where my head should rightfully belong.*

 

[Beauregard]

*watches Martin and tennis racket run past to the left*

Mmmmm....

*watches Martin and tennis racket run past to the right*

Oooooh....

*watches Martin and tennis racket run past to the left*

Ahhhhhhh....

*watches Martin and tennis racket run past to the right*

 

[Ilikemuppets]

*Gets dizzy from Marty's hear...Passes out*

 

[MartyMuppets]

Oh no! I keep trying to catch up with my head but I keep accidentally kicking it away from me.
Ouch. My feet are starting to give myself a bad headache.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

I would think so.
LOL

 

[Erine81981]

*runs after Marty* Hold up Marty! I'll help you. *chase after Marty's head*

 

[MartyMuppets]

Oh thank you kindly Kyle. Much appreciated.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Kyle picks up poor Marty's bruised and battered head and inserts 2 aspirin tablets in its mouth.
But the tennis racket is still firmly in place where it should go, so he ties it firmly to the racket until something can be done about it.