Nope! I am the NEWSMAN!
(enters from the left, running to his news desk) THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH! ZeppoAndFriends on the MC forums is trying to take over the world with penguins! I'll be sure to let you know if there are any further develop.... (all of a sudden, ZeppoAndFriends's penguins surround the newsman, and topple him)