Um UBER GROSS! I mean, thanks for the Offer Marty but if I need my eyes ther just here in my pocket...*puts hand in pocket only to discover there is hole in it*...Um, drat. that's never good. *puts eye patch on both eyes to look extra piratey*. Arrr, I need no guide dog. I've go me my trusty talking Lobster. He'll guide me wherever it be me need go.