I agree, i think it's time to step things up a gear and relocate all senior members and present them with speedos or itsy bitsy bikini's as i open the doors to my "Mansion Of Penguin Gratutity" - it's like the Playboy mansion but with less bunnies and more penguins. Behold the water features ....... oh, that must have been Foz taking a whizz in the olympic sized aquatic swimming pool.
In the mansion we have PC's permanently set to all the websites that matter - CNN, Muppet Central, Palisades, Rate That Chocolate Bar, The Richard Simmons Homepage - and for those that are badly behaved (or say anything good about the Muppet Babies) we make them shave Byron while he sings from the score of Disney's Little Mermaid !