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But of course! Hensonite was discovered back in the '60s by a crack team of researchers delving into talk-shows of the era. It is represented on the periodic table of elements by the symbol Hn, and its most conspicuous properties are volatility, adaptability --
Mee mo mo mee mee!
Yes, Beaker, I was getting to that! And of course, its best-known use as an aid in feeling warm and fuzzy. Now, Beaker, let's demonstrate what happens when you place this positively-charged chunk of Hensonite into this frothy Pyrex container of acidified wool felt and plastic eyeballs...
Mee MEE mee!
WHOOMP!
*strange new thing crawling around on floor* Eep? Eeepy eep?
Eek!
Beaker! What did I tell you about NOT adding bat wings! Well, that's all for today from Muppet Labs. *Beaker shrieking in background as new creation takes off and dive-bombs him, stealing his hair* Tune in next week when we explore the wonderful world of the periodic table some more, with... Gonzite!
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