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How do I get the Muppets to leave my house?

abiraniriba

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They're Back

I invited the muppets to my house again to celebrate the debut of the Muppet Stamps. However in order to avoid a repeat of the last fiasco I have set some ground rules.

1. Party starts at 4:00 P.M. and ends at 8:00 P.M. Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY [/U] is to be out the door by 8:00

2. No Long-distance interdimensional phone calls. I'm still paying for that last one.

3. If you bring it in take it out. Nobody is to leave any of their possessions here. I still have the gnu.

4. No attempts to flirt with me or my wife. We are happily married and we want to stay that way. This goes double for you Miss Piggy.

5. Extra friend bringing is restricted to two guests per invited Muppet. Nobody is to bring an entire world of I Don't Know What's to here.

6. The only thing anybody is allowed to eat is FOOD.

7. Singing, dancing, and playing of instruments is allowed. Using of my head as an instrument is not allowed, Marvin Suggs.

8. Oscar stay out of my trash!!![/U]

9. The toilet is only for toilet paper and what comes out of you. NOTHING ELSE!!!
10. No bad-mouthing my friends at Muppet Central. And I mean it Sam.

Other than that they can have as much fun as they want.
 

Beauregard

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abiraniriba said:
Too long somebody claim this gnu pleeeeeease :eek:
That's mine. Want to know why? Check my post history for the interpritations...
 

abiraniriba

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I love them

Kimp the Shrimp said:
Hey why would you have them come back
I'm a glutton for punishment, I guess. Actually it wasn't too bad this time thye were a little more well-behaved and I actually have some food left in my refrigerator, a carton of sour milk and a slice of baloney with mold on it, Mmm tasty.
 

abiraniriba

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Beauregard said:
That's mine. Want to know why? Check my post history for the interpritations...
Beauregard you have 500 posts, I don't have time to check them all out could you please direct me to the ones taht mention this gnu so that I can verify your claim to the object in question. At the moment a certain huntsman is at my house disputing it.
 

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Kermit & Fozzie stopped by today

Kermit & Fozzie stopped by my house today. They looked kind of sad. I invited them in and offered them drinks. Kermit had a grasshopper and Fozzie had a swig of honey. They told me they had lost another one I said I knew, but it was okay they could still go on as long as they had fans and friends like us.
 
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