They're Back
I invited the muppets to my house again to celebrate the debut of the Muppet Stamps. However in order to avoid a repeat of the last fiasco I have set some ground rules.
1. Party starts at 4:00 P.M. and ends at 8:00 P.M. Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY [/U] is to be out the door by 8:00
2. No Long-distance interdimensional phone calls. I'm still paying for that last one.
3. If you bring it in take it out. Nobody is to leave any of their possessions here. I still have the gnu.
4. No attempts to flirt with me or my wife. We are happily married and we want to stay that way. This goes double for you Miss Piggy.
5. Extra friend bringing is restricted to two guests per invited Muppet. Nobody is to bring an entire world of I Don't Know What's to here.
6. The only thing anybody is allowed to eat is FOOD.
7. Singing, dancing, and playing of instruments is allowed. Using of my head as an instrument is not allowed, Marvin Suggs.
8. Oscar stay out of my trash!!![/U]
9. The toilet is only for toilet paper and what comes out of you. NOTHING ELSE!!!
10. No bad-mouthing my friends at Muppet Central. And I mean it Sam.
Other than that they can have as much fun as they want.