Uhh... Twinkies never even really went away... they've been on the shelves all this time, only from different companies and with different names (ala Little Debbie's Cloud Cakes).
That's like saying that Oreos and bargain/generic brand chocolate flavored sandwich cookies are the same. And most of those bargain brands make those cookies taste like sugared dirty.
Debbie's Cloud Cakes, as ersatz a Twinkee they are, have a completely different (and kinda unpleasant) taste and texture. And their ersatz Hostess style cupcakes are hexagonal and
not even remotely like a cupcake. I've noticed my local discount supermarket chain had generic versions as well... didn't bother trying them though.
All I want is some sort of pie like the Turtle Pie back. We'll NEVER get that back.
It's good to see that at least some of the workers have been re-hired, even though they're no longer part of a union.
As long as the management isn't as blindly greedy and imbecilic to raise their pay to twice what they saved for doing such a good job at sucking like the last group.
I mean it's like "Why you call Grimlock stoopit? Grimlock genius compare to Hostess CEO."