CHAPTER 6
Kermit stared at Piggy as she used the makeup remover. "Who did this?" he asked. "I-Link, I was going to my car and he just bam." she said. "I'll kill him." he told her. "Son, she gots it." James said. "No, she's not. I lost her once and I'm not doing that again." the younger frog said. "Please, you don't." she said, "It's nothing." "Ok." he said, "Not now anyways." Constantine walked in. "Hello, Piggy." he said. "Hi." she said. "Kermit, I need to talk to the girl." he told him. He pulled her to the hallway and grabbed her by the throat. "Alright, if you tell anyone about this, I will get you." he said.
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Leah walked downstairs to the living room. "LEAH, COME HERE WITH THE BAND!" Janice said. "We're on break today, did you forget?"
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"Son...someone's at the door-" "I got it-" "No sweetie, I got it." Kermit walked to the door.
She stood there. "You know what you need to do?" James asked, "To get married." "I don't that he'll-" "Piggy, I need to ask you something." Kermit said. He got to one knee and pulled out a ring. "Will you marry me?" he asked. "I thought you would never ask." she said.
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Leah and the band went to the living room and caught Kermit and Piggy kissing. "Why is it that everytime I come in here, they're kissing?" she asked. "You'll get used to it.
Everyone sat in a circle but Miss Piggy. She didn't wanna be a part of the party. Kermit got his banjo again.
[KERMIT]
"What's your all time high, your good as it gets?
Your hands down best ever make-up sex?
What's your guilty pleasure, your old gold tooth?
Well if you ask me, mine would be you
What's your worst hangover, your best night yet?
Your 90 proof, your Marlboro Red?
The best **** thing you lucked into
That's easy girl, mine would be you
Mine would be you
Sun keeps shining, back road flying
Singing like crazy fools
Making up our own words
Laughing 'til it hurts
Baby, if I had to choose
My best day ever
My finest hour, my wildest dream come true
Mine would be you"
He got up and went to Piggy, who was really upset.
[PIGGY]
"What's your double dare, your go all in?
The craziest thing you ever did?
Plain as your name in this tattoo
Look on my arm, mine would be you
Mine would be you
Sun keeps shining, back road flying
Singing like crazy fools
Making up our own words
Laughing 'til it hurts
Baby, if I had to choose
My best day ever
My finest hour, my wildest dream come true
Mine would be you"
[KERMIT]
"What's the greatest chapter in your book?
Are there pages where it hurts to look?
What's the one regret you can't work through?
You got it baby, mine would be you
Yeah you got it baby, mine would be you
Mine would be you
Taillights fading
Daylight breaking
Standing there like a fool
When I should've been running
Yellin' out something
To make you wanna hold onto
The best love ever
Girl, can you tell me
The one thing you'd rather die than lose?
Cause mine would be you
Mine would be you, you"
Everyone clapped and screamed. "My turn, man." Zoot said, getting his own paino.
[ZOOT]
"Some things we don't talk about
Rather do without and just hold the smile
Falling in and out of love
Ashamed and proud of, together all the while"
[LEAH]
"You can never say never
While we don't know when
But time and time again
Younger now than we were before"
[BOTH]
"Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go"
[KERMIT]
"Picture, you're the queen of everything
Far as the eye can see under your command
I will be your guardian when all is crumbling
I'll steady your hand"
[PIGGY]
"You can never say never
While we don't know when
But time, time and time again
Younger now than we were before"
[JAMES AND FOZZIE]
"Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go"
[KERMIT AND PIGGY]
"We're pulling apart and coming
Together again and again
We're growing apart but we pull it together
Pull it together, together again"
[ZOOT AND LEAH]
"Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go"
They all clapped while Constantine stood in the hallway. "Pig is going to be harder than I though." he said, walking in. "PUT THE HANDS IN AIR!" he screamed. "AND ACT LIKE YOU DON'T CARE!" Piggy screamed. Everyone laughed. James choked on his drink from laughing too hard.