A few things...
1) Emmy-I TOTALLY agree with you 'bout Dr. Seuss being one of the greatest thinkers of our day. (My brother wants to one day teach a class a/b the philosophy of Dr. Seuss one day!!!!)
2.) Byron-You have a Bachelor's in English, emphasis on writing??? I'm planning on being an English major, (emphasis on writing), next year!!! (I have a great love of the English language. I even have a dictionary that weighs a/b 2 tons!!!)
3.)Also to Byron-That "Hidden Valley Ranch" thing-My mom and I just had a conversation a/b that the other day! She had bought Hidden Valley Ranch 'tato chips thinking they were Sour Cream & Onion, but they tasted EXACTLY THE SAME as Sour Cream & Onion to us!!!
.....OK, I'm done w/me ramblings and such.