Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
W is for the many ways you are served
A is for the admiration you deserve
F is for something-something flaky and fun
F is for the flavor that is second to none
L is for the luscious way you melt in my mouth
And E is for egg
Put them all together with a how-do-ya-do
Oh Waffles we love you!
Ah, I love MST3K
--Klonoa
It's funny, I don't like to eat pancakes or waffles for breakfast, just boring cereal.