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Manda:-D

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WHERE??!!!!


Oh, no, don't be silly, that's just my kitty-kat. DOWN, boy. DOWN. Don't eat the nice new member.


("Would you like to meet my pet?"-Dot)
 

Chatalie

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HA!

HA-HA-HA!
You got me!
HA! it is!
Now tell me a duck joke
 

Fozzie Bear

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A duck goes into a bar. The bartender keeps ignoring the duck til finally the duck asks, "What's wrong here?" The bartender says, "I don't serve your kind here." The duck says, "WHY NOT?!" The bartender says, "I don't like dealing with FOWL people!"

WOCKA WOCKA!!

(I made that up just for you!)
 

Chatalie

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Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
A duck goes into a bar. The bartender keeps ignoring the duck til finally the duck asks, "What's wrong here?" The bartender says, "I don't serve your kind here." The duck says, "WHY NOT?!" The bartender says, "I don't like dealing with FOWL people!"

WOCKA WOCKA!!

(I made that up just for you!)

awwww....I hadn't heard that one! SWEET! Thanks FOZ :embarrassed:

stop me if you've heard this one:
A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk (what a funny word: clrrk):"Do u have any grapes? and the man at the store answers:
(to be continued)

Chatalie
:excited:
 

Crazy Harry

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(not even funny)

A person and a person walk into a place.
 

HeraLirambar

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Re: (not even funny)

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
A person and a person walk into a place.
HAW HAW HAR DE HAR Hee hee hee hee *snort* hee hee *wheeze, pant* mmm hehehehe *sniff*

HI CHATALIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'M RULLY HYPER NOW!)
 
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