Oh well, since you put it that way...uh well, you see, I was busy sitting in my office doing...uh...something, and then Vic and Prawnie bursted in, and uh... Vic had me pinned to the floor, or something like that, anyway, they pryed my jaw open, then Prawnie dumped a whole vat of punch into my mouth, and they...uh...forced me to swallow it, and...why are you drumming you fingers like that?