He's bad again?

[Muppetgirl09]

CHAPTER 12

Miss Piggy took the cap off the bottle. "Piggy, what are you doing up?" Kermit asked. She turned around. "You're sick?" he asked. She just stood there. "Piggy?" he asked, tapping her wrist, "Piggy, come on. Please say something, you're scaring me. ****!" He took her back to the bed. "Come on, girl." he whimped, "Wake up from this." He put the blanket over her and a pillow under her head, and closed her eyes. "Poor Piggy." he said. Then, his phone began to ring.

"Hello."
"So, the pig lives."
"Who is this?"
"Oh, a frog."
"I swear if you get near her-"
"Oh no, I would never do that."
"What do you want?"
"The pig."
"I don't think so."
"I slipped something into her little drink."
"Where are you?"
"She has the most comfiest bed ever."
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He hung up the phone and ran upstairs. "Get out!" he screamed. "Why?" Constantine asked.

She woke up and ran to her room. "LEAVE HIM ALONE!" she screamed. Constantine walked to her. "Little Piggy." he said. BAM! His face is bleeding. "Tough pig." he said, "But, not tough enough." He pushed her against the bed and Link tied her up. "Let's finish-" POW! BLAM! They're both on the ground. Kermit got his pocket knife and cut the string. "Ow." she said. "Did it cut you." he asked. "Yea." she replied, "It's fine." She got up and limpped out of the room. He put his arms around her. "Hop, I won't let you fall." he said. She hopped on her good leg. "Why did you do that?" he asked, "I can take care of myself." "You alway take up for me." she hopped.

"Alright, here we go." he lied her down. He lied down with her. "We never finished what we started." he added. They started to kiss. Their temptations got too strong for them to handle. His left arm traveled to her left leg. "W-" "It's ok." he said, pressing against her, "It's fine." She kissed his shoulder. He wasn't only thim and green, he has a six-pack abs and strengh. "Are you ok?" he asked. She nodded in agreement. They started to kiss again. Fozzie walked through the door. "OH MY GOD!" he screamed.

 

[Muppetgirl09]

CHAPTER 13

"Let me get this straight." Fozzie said, "Piggy's alive, you kicked Constantine and Link out, and you two start making love on the couch?" "Uh." Kermit said. "It wasn't making love per say, but we-" "Yea, it was making love." the frog told her, "I'm sorry." "You just put your face all over my sister's face." the bear said. "Uh, yea." they both said. "Do whatever you want." the bear said, "Kermit did you ask her?" "Ask me what?" she asked. "Fozzie, we need to be alone." the frog said. Fozzie walked away.

Kermit got up and ran to her room. "Where is it?" he asked himself, "Jackpot!" He took the box and ran back downstairs.

"Piggy, I need to ask you something." he said. "Ok." she said, standing up on one leg. Here it goes, he thought. He bent doen on one knee, pulled out the box, and opened it. "Piggy, I'll love you for the rest of my days and I can't imagine my life without you." What is he doing, she thought. "Will you marry me?" he asked. She stayed silent for a period of time. "Yes, I'll marry you. Frog." she replied. He got up, put the ring on her finger, and shared a kiss. "I thought you said-" "Forget what I said." he stopped her, "I was wrong. I thought that I would never want to marry you, but I was being interviewed for the movie. I told them that I can't imagine my life without you. The helicopper scene made me realize that I still love you and I don't want to lose you." "Really" she asked. He kissed her for a long period of time. "Really." he replied, getting her crutches. "That's eaiser." she laughed, "What are we going to..." "Piggy?" he asked, "You're doing it again. Let's go to the drive-in." "What's playing?" she asked. "Gravity, a doc. about Clooney floating into space and never coming back." he replied, "Just kidding it's Peabody and Sherman and Turbo.

 

[Muppetgirl09]

CHAPTER 14 FINAL CHAPTER

"How about we go to Golden Corral." he said. He noticed her head hanging low. "What's wrong?" he asked, kissing her neck. "Nothing, it's about my past." she replied, "Don't worry about it." "Let's go." he said, "You haven't ate anything all day." He took her hand and took her out to his truck. "Can you do me a favor?" she asked. "Anything." he said. "I don't wanna sound selfish because we just got engaged, but when we get to the drive-in, can we park in the back?" she asked. "I was thinking of the same thing." he said. He started the truck and drove off.

They walked into the Golden Corral and walked to a booth. "So." she said. "How about we get tea?" he asked. "Sure." she said faintly. "What's wrong?" he asked, feeling her head. "Nothing." she said. She took a sip of her tea. He leaned in and kissed her. "I know I'd made a lot of promises, but this one I intend to keep." he said, "I will marry you, I will love you, and I will take care of you."

They walked to the truck and drove off to the drive-in. "It's not as bad as you think it is." she said. "I'm just worried." he said, "It's getting worse." What is?" she asked. "Bulima." he replied, putting his hand on her stomach, "You're getting smaller." "It's not my fault and it's not yours either." she said, "It's Flyod's." "I know." he said, driving.

They drove into their parking space. He put the seats down and started to kiss her. They lied on the seat and continued to kiss. Then, he put his fingers through her hair, causing her hair to mess up. "I love you." he said. "I love you, too." she said. They started to kiss again and they kissed through the movies.

THE END.