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Here Is Your Life: Chevrolet Camaro Car

GuySmileyfan

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(There was a logo with a book that says "Here Is Your Life." We heard the announcer announcing.)

Announcer: And now, it's time for everybody's favorite reunion show, Here Is Your Life.

(We now see a scenery of a car garage. The car was at your right that we're going to meet and to your left is a huge locker that none other than Guy Smiley hiding in the locker.)

Announcer: And now, here is your Here Is Your Life host, Guy Smiley!

(Guy Smiley gently open the locker a bit until he heard the audience cheer very loudly. Guy quickly comes out holding a book.)

Guy: SHHHHHH! Hello, this is Guy Smiley. And I'm here at the car garage in order to meet a Chevrolet Camaro Car.

(Guy comes closer to the Chevrolet Camaro Car.)

Guy: Hello there!

Car: (Gasps) Hello! Who are you?

Guy: I'll tell you who I am! I'm Guy Smiley! And Chevrolet Camaro Car, HERE IS YOUR LIFE!

(Music starts and audience cheer.)

Car: What!? Oh no!

Guy: Yes!

Car: What a toledo surprise!

Guy: Yes Car! You had a wonderful life. And we're going to start the beginning before you...

Car: (Sadly) Did not exist.

(Audience "aaw")

Guy: YEs. Did not exist. Until, someone who created you. Now Car, listen to this voice.

Voice: I remember when I first brought up with this fascinating car.

Car: Is that my designer?

Guy: Yes it is! Here all the way from the Toyota Headquarters the one who created you, Miss Priscilla Pushford III!

(Priscilla enters. She has green skin, brown hair, and a black dress. Sort of like Edna Mode. The audience cheer.)

Car: Oh Priscilla!

Priscilla: Oh Car, darling! (Kiss the car)

Car: It's great to see you.

Guy: So Priscilla, you design this car before it exists.

Priscilla: Yes, Guy darling. Before I met this car, I created this car by drawing
it with paper and pencil. And here it is.

(She shows her drawing sketch of a Chevrolet Camaro Car. Audience aaw.)

Guy: Ah, look at that.

Priscilla: Yes, and I should be proud of myself that I created this lovely car.

Guy: Yes, well thank you very much, Priscilla.

Priscilla: Thank you. Goodbye Car my darling. (She exits.)

Car: I wouldn't be here today, if it wasn't for her.

Guy: Yes. After you been designed, you have been built. And then you been help by these voices.

Voices: I help this car to be be good as new.
Me too.
And me three.

Car: It couldn't be!

Guy: It could! There the helpers that help you. You're car builder Carl Burator with his friends Pump Gas and Oil Can!

(Audience cheer. Carl, Pump Gas, and Oil Can enters. Carl has blue skin with a fat head and wearing dirty uniform. Pump Gas and Oil Can has mouthes and eyes.)

Car: Oh Carl!

Carl: Hi car!

Oil: Hi Car!

Gas: Hey there, Car!

Carl: I remember when I fix this car when he got broken.

Gas: Yeah, I filled Car with gas, so he can drive more.

Oil: And I oil his car parts so he can move around more.

Car: That's right! If it weren't for them, I would of been a stiff cars.

Guy: Yes, well thank you Carl, Gas, and Oil Can for joining us onstage.

(Carl, Gas, and Oil Can exits.)

Car: Wow! I just don't believe it!

Guy: And so Car, you had a driver to took you home. And you had a friend who is a Volkswagen. And you're very happy. Until one day, she is very old and broken. Your driver decided to take your friend to the junkyard.

Car: Oh yes. (Sniff)

Guy She was your best friend. And you haven't seen her in years.

Car: No.

Guy:But we've found here. She used to be a Volkswagen. But, now she was re-built into a Yaris. Here she is, all a way from Pierre, South Dakota, Yolanda the Yaris!

(The audience cheer. Yolanda the Yaris enters and she and Camaro Car embrace.)

Car: Oh, Yolanda!

Yolanda: Chevrolet! Oh, I miss you.

Car: I miss you too.

Yolanda: I promise I'll never lose your sight again.

Car: It's a miracle!

Guy: Yes Car. It is wonderful to bring you and your friends together on "Here Is Your Life!"

(The audience cheer. The whole family re-enters. Priscilla, Car;, Pump Gas, and Oil Can.)

Car: This is the happiest moment of my life.

Guy: And also, we're going to give you beatiful charm bracelets to remember this occasion. There's going to be a party for you and all your friends at the Sesame Street Drive-In Movie to see Disney Pixars' Cars. This Guy Smiley saying tune in for the next episode of Here Is Your Life!

The End
 

MartyMuppets

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That was excellent my friend. I remember watching those Here is your Life segments on Sesame Street and this reads just like a real script.

But my favourite part was the reference to the Disney/Pixar movie Cars. That brought a small chuckle to me as soon as I saw it. Very clever. You should be very pleased with yourself. :big_grin:
 

Teheheman

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That was pretty good. I read it and thought of how it would act out. You should make that using Hot Wheels and put it on YouTube.com

Daniel
 

GuySmileyfan

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Thank you all. I thought I will never get any good comments. I'll make a Guy Smiley game show with a holiday edition.
 

TotallySpiesFan

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How about doing a script for "Here is Your Life: Oatmeal Cookies"? It could be similar to the Bread episode.
 
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