Hensonville City 2011

[Puckrox]

Pepe: *at the sink, trying to wash the pepper spray from his eyes* They burn, chica! They burn!

Julia: *attempting to help Pepe clean his eyes out* I said I was sorry....

Pepe: This is roommate abuse!

Julia: Look, next time I'll just smack you upside the head like usual, okay? I just hope you learned your lesson.

Rizzo: *sitting on the couch, flipping through channels on the TV. Suddenly jumps up, his nose hard at work*

Julia: Rizzo? What is it?

Rizzo: I smell... cookies! They're coming our way!

Julia: Oh boy! It must be the Scout cookies I ordered for us!

Pepe: I like cookies, h'okay!

All three of them: Hurray! Cookies!

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: Guuuuys?

Camilla: Byauk? (What?)

Liza: It's been days since we've done anything. Let's go on an adventure or something!

Gonzo: *runs over, grinning* Yay for adventures!

Sal: *hanging from the ceiling fan* Yay for bananas! :B

 

[Puckrox]

Julia: *sulking in the corner*

Rizzo: What's wrong, Jules?

Julia: My computer is on the fritz. It has a terrible virus.

Pepe: Aww, I am sorry, chica.

Julia: I just hope it's okay. I'm gonna take it in to be looked at tomorrow. My whole life is on that thing...

Rizzo: I'm sure it'll turn out all right. Besides, I've got something to cheer you up.

Julia: Oh? And what's that?

Rizzo: *turns on music*

Pepe: Dance par-tay!

Julia: H'oh boy!

*and the dance party commences*

 

[Puckrox]

Pepe: So, if I were these jeggings, I catch all the women, h'okay?

Julia: Oh yeah. Totally. You'll be the talk of the town.

Pepe: H'oh boy!

Rizzo: Uh... Pepe...

Julia: Don't ruin this for me, Rizzo!

 

[Katzi428]

watching TV in my room and Chef taps on my door
Chef:Yu sik?
Nah...just wanted to watch a DVD I got for Christmas.
Chef: Hmm..watching a bit with me If I esk yu sumthing,yu prumise yu woon't get mad?
All depends on what the question is.shutting the DVD off for a bit
Chef:Yu watch a lut uv medik..medik.. shows with dokturs in them. How come you never became a doktur or nurse?
Oh..trust me,when I was a kid I wanted to. But first of all my grades in school were horrible. And second of all medical stuff took over my body from Day 1. I've volunteered in hospitals though.Want to know how many people thought I was a nurse and asked me to take their bedpans?
Chef:Whut's a bedpan?
A thing that you go to the bathroom in.
Chef:They wunted yu tu teke their bedpens?Ewww!he shudders
Exactly!And I was only there to offer them something to read or fill their water jugs.Or there were times when I would come up with a wheelchair so they could go home. Some of the people that were being discharged-that means being they were going home from the hospital-wanted to pay me for pushing them in the wheelchair to the lobby. I had to say no.But there were people that insisted.So I got about a dollar or two from them.
Chef:Bettur tu take munny than pee pee frum people!
laughing True Chef....VERY true!

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Camilla: *sighs* c: Byaa...Bwa-bwuak bauk gauk ga-gyauk byauk. (Ahh...An morning alone with my favorite book.)

Liza: *wanders over* Broadway Musicals of the 1940's? :B

Camilla: -_____- Ba-gauk, gyauk. (Go away, child.)

 

[The Count]

Hello to all HV residents. The thread will be closed for the weekend due to the fact that the management team needs to review a couple of things during this time. Hope to see you once the thread reopens on Monday and have a good couple of days in the meantime.