Erin: (at computer) It was a dark and stormy night...no. Once upon a time...no. It was the best of times, it was the worst...no.
Scooter: (entering room) What's up?
Erin: I'm thinking of doing another Muppet fanfic. Problem is, I've got a wicked case of writer's block.
Beige: (in next room) Powdered moonflower petals, mixed with a glass of rubberweed juice. Best thing in the world for writer's block.
Storyteller: (also in next room) I disagree - a few choruses of the ballad of Sir Blunderbrain would set her right.
Beige: Oh, you and Sir Blunderbrain.
Scooter: How about that one story you started a while back, about the movie festival and the haunted house?
Erin: Hmmm...sounds like a plan. I'm just not sure who the bad guy's going to be.
Nora: (entering with huge bowl of popcorn) Here's my two cents. (leans over and whispers something in E's ear) And then...(whispers something else).
Scooter: Hey, come on, tell me who it's going to be.
Beige: (still in next room) Okay, they're in the bell lap!
Nora: You can post a chapter tonight, Erin - it's speed skating right now.
(Gang goes into common room to join Beige and Storyteller in watching the Olympics.)