A fully-loaded rickshaw pulled by two bicycles and a motor scooter pulls up in front of the Kermit Greens' townhouse.
(The following is sung to the tune of "Love Potion #9.")
Erin: We took our applications off to Ed,
He runs the Muppet Dorms, just like we said,
He said, "I've got a pad that'll really suit you fine,"
He gave us the key to - Townhouse Room #9.
Storyteller: We've got three girls and a pair of guys,
We've been together longer than we realize,
Scooter and Nora, Beige and Erin, roommates mine,
And I'll be here with them in - Townhouse Room #9.
Scooter and Beige: Town's turning upside down, fast as you blink,
Changes 'round the corner, come and see what you think.
It's Hensonville, the city that the action is in,
Goodbye to dorms, we're moving out - now moving in!
Nora: I hope those boxes are packed up all right,
It's moving day, or should I say moving night,
It's going to be the start of some stuff that's really fine,
As we set up shop in - Townhouse Room #9...
All: Townhouse Room #9, Townhouse Room #9...
(Apologies to the Searchers.)