Hensonville City 2010

[RedPiggy]

Bear and Sarah (sit patiently at the table where Ailie's crew is)

Rizzo: Food?

Turbo (elbows Rizzo): Ain't you ashamed? You ain't even part o' dis ritual.

Rizzo (tenderly places arm on Rizzo): Fer food -- I'll be as sacred as you can get.

Turbo (facepalm)

Me (limps in): Hi, Ailie -- may we join?

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (to Zoot): So, how do you play that dreidel game? You know, the little top thing?

Rizzo: O_O How do you even know what dat is?

Me (shrugs): I study religions as a hobby ... and I like the South Park song.

 

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo, Turbo, and Oscar (burst out laughing at Kelly's mishap)

Me (face turns red, slinks under chair)

Rizzo: Our religious expert, ladies and gentlemen!

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (sneaks above the table and swipes another glass): I needs one ...

Rizzo: We're gonna live off dis all week.

Turbo (nods): Yup.

 

[The Count]

Mmm, she'll be after me rum next lads.
*Hides the sodas in secret cabinet locked with a roadsign bat-shaped medal.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (sleeping soundly on the sofa in room 2 due to inebriation): ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Rizzo and Turbo (whispering about how they'll have fun waking her up)

Oscar (groans): I got just the thing. *digs around for some cymbals*

Bear (jumps on top of Kelly)

Me (shoots up in the air): GAAAAAAAH! *head hurts* Ow!

Rizzo (pouts)

Turbo (pouts)

Oscar: Heheheheheheh.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Wow... What randomness did we miss here?

Ojo- I don't know, but I don't think we should get involved...

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (does a happy dance)

Oscar: Ugh. What's with all the happy?

Me: Sarah has joint problems, so I need a pet ramp to get her in and out of the car. They sell for like fifty to four hundred dollars. I got one for twenty bucks on eBay -- BOOYAH!

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (huddles with Oscar, Rizzo, and Turbo): So, that's my idea for April Fool's.

Rizzo: Nice.

Turbo: Sounds ... actually, I have no idea who dose people are.

Oscar: Hate to rain on your parade -- aw, heck, no I don't ... dis won't fly at all.

Me: Why?

Oscar: What makes you so sure it'll make everyone laugh instead of getting you banned for all eternity?

Me: ... Uh ...

 

[The Count]

Count: So where've you been today Ed?
Me: Been working on my Muppet Labs shelf display late all day.
When it was finished, I had to proudly say.
This monster undertaking is now looking complete.
And with all the tight rearrangements, that's no easy feat.

*Roomies dance around to tune of Monster Mash.
*End scene.