Hensonville City 2010

[RedPiggy]

Me (listens patiently to the flooring guy as he gives her a quote much more than the TV would suggest)

*guy leaves when credit is denied*

Me (picks up a crowbar and screams and beats the floor in fury)

Rizzo, Turbo, Oscar (heads to the Common Room to sleep there for a few nights)

Sarah and Bear (are at Doggy Day Camp)

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Um, Kelly. Are you okay? You seem a little upset. Is there anything we can do to make you feel better?

Tutter- I think it's best if we... (runs in mousehole)

Me- (rolls eyes) Oh, Tutter... And if those muffins were for us, thanks. Tutter is crazy over those.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (puts the crowbar down and sighs in relief): Oh, hi, T! Phew! Yeah, just needed to work out some things. I'm much better now. *watches Tutter scurry* Whoops, heheheh. Well, I guess I ruined my chances for that check-up. *laughs, hands over a receipt to T* Here's a receipt of checking in with me, though it wasn't really necessary, I guess. Tutter and Ojo are just swell. They have a healthy appetite, don't seem to have any major problems, and it appears they are very athletic. A good nurse has to be able to be flexible during assessments.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Ojo- Doesn't T need a checkup, too?

Me- O_O Um, I hope not because I remember that the next time I go, I have to get a shot and I will not go through with that. NO WAY!

Ojo- Don't you remember when I had to get a shot? Bear told me to not be afraid and to sing a song!

Me- A song? That sounds.... nice. Well, how does it go?

Ojo- Like this: (sings)

Just say ow, say it now
Just say ow and it's over
Just say ow say it now
Just say ow and it's over
Some things that are good for you
Hurt a bit, it's true
So..... just say ow, say it now
Just say ow and it's over

Come on, T! Sing with me!

Me and Ojo- (sings)

Just say ow, say it now
Just say ow and it's over
Just say ow, say it now
Just say ow and it's over
OW!

Me- (laughs) That was alot of fun. OK I guess I'm not so scared anymore. Thanks.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (laughs): I'll have to remember that one. I got a couple of patients none too thrilled with shots. It's not so bad.

Rizzo: Psst ... you don't like 'em either.

Me (coughs): A-HEM! Anyway, yeah, it's uncomfortable, and it depends a lot on the skill of the one doing it. All throughout nursing school, I was generally known for being real gentle with it.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Gentle? Really? Ummm... ok. If I have to go, then I'll go. But, you guys are coming with me!

Ojo- Of course we... (looks around) well, I will!

Me- Oh, thanks. I guess we have to the hospital to get my checkup and shot done. Unless you have your set here... By the way, did Rizzo get his checkup?

Ojo- (looks at his stomach) I think his stomach needs a needle itself. It's so big, it looks like a balloon!

Me- (chuckles) Ojo... he doesn't eat that much...I think.

 

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo (chuckles, showing T the rules): Ex-EMPT, baby! Woo-hoo!

Me (facepalms): Forget him. *poofs a kit into her hands* Here we go. *thinks a bit* Wait ... if I can do magic, why not just use the hyperspray thing from Star Trek? No needles.

Rizzo: Why use magic? Dere are such t'ings as needleless injections.

Me (nods): Yeah, you're right. *poofs a hyperspray-like object in her hands* Is that okay? *squirts some medicine into T's skin* See? No mess, no fuss!

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Huh? Hey... that- that wasn't so bad! And Rizzo, exempt huh? Well, some people have all the luck!

Ojo- Well, you get a lollypop and he doesn't! NOW who's lucky? Speaking of which, we didn't get ours!

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (gives a lollipop to everyone in T's crew): There you go.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- Thanks! I'll give this extra one to Tutter... if he decides to come out of his mousehole.

Ojo- Um, Rizzo? You think you can help us? I think he's a little scared again.