Hensonville City 2010

[LinkiePie<3]

*the piggies arrive back to room 17*...

*knock, knock!*

Annie Sue: We're home, Angie. <33

Angie: O___O *clears throat feebly*...Hey guys! um....how was the trip?

Annie Sue: Dandy! =D <3333

Angie: That's good to hear....any souvenirs? XB

Dr. Strangepork: Whatsh di' ich tell vou about tha'? Nein....-___-

Link Hogthrob: D'awwww.....she's a good kid! ^__^

Dr. Strangepork: *huffs* ...T.T

Angie: Whatever =P Link? Rocky? how'd the baby enjoy his first flight? *nuzzles Alistair's snout <33*

Alistair Link: O.O;?

Raquel Porkbelly: He was a handful...XPP

Link Hogthrob: He pooted, and fussed, and that coarsened; hog-hearted flight attendant said it was too loud for the other passengers (even fer Strangepork XP) and decided not to tolerate with us pigs and kicked us off the plane.

Angie: *strangely* Oh, wow....

Raquel Porkbelly: *pitiful* Thanks for sharing, honey. *sadly sighs* I know, it wasn't a very persevere start for my Baby Al. =/

Alistair Link O.O;...ah-choo!

 

[Katzi428]

So I finally figured out what to fix for dinner for Robin's family. Lasagna.
Grover:I do not see why you were worrying in the first place ,Kathy. Robin's mommy and daddy would have eaten anything you made.
Rositaslightly nudging meTold you!
Prairie:Why are you so nervous anyway, Kath?
Ever see Meet The Parents Prairie?
Prairie:Hmmm..is that the one with Robert Deniro going around telling his daughter's boyfriend that he'll be she points two fingers at her eyes watching then pointing a finger at me you. after the boyfriend borrows his girlfriend's brother's clothes and finds drugs in them. So the father finds out and thinks it's the boyfriend's drugs?
Right.
Prairie:Kathystarting to giggleyou're not thinking that Robin's fathergiggling more is like that!
Rosita starts laughing & then Grover starts laughing
Will you three knuckleheads cool it?
Groverstill laughing But Kathy...don't you see how silly you are being? he takes a couple of breaths and calms down Now,think about it. You have seen Froggie Bab..er...Kermit. Is he like that?
Well,no.
Grover:Right. And he had been taking care of Robin for a while. Have you ever spoken to Robin's father?
Once,I think,while Robin was up at the swamp.
Grover:What was he like?
He was a nice guy..er..frog...well you know what I mean. He reminded me of Kermit. Then again the two are brothers.
Grover:Then why are you so nervous?
Because I'm afraid I'll do or say something wrong.
Prairie: When Kermit came here with Robin, did you do or say anything wrong?
No.
Prairie: Do you have Robin's parents' phone number?
They're divorced.But they're on friendly terms with each other.
Rosita:Maybe you should call Robin's mom to be at ease.
OK,I will. After Chef comes home from food shopping. I usually help him with unloading groceries.
the phone rings
I'll get it.picking up the phone Hello?
voice on the other end...Hello..is Kathy there?
This is she
Hi Kathy..this is Leaper...Robin's mom...how are you doing?
Oh hi Leaper! Fine thanks.....you?
Leaper: Doing well thank you. Looking forward to Thanksgiving,coming to Hensonville and of course meeting Robin's human mom.You sound like a very nice young lady. Robin spoke very well of you when he was here at the swamp.
He's a wonderful kid. You and your hus...er...sorry..ex husband..have done a wonderful job of raising him.
Leaper: Don't be sorry about the goof,Kathy. It's okay. Jimmy and I are still very good friends. In fact he's coming to Hensonville too. Do you have kids of your own?
Unfortunately,due to medical circumstances I can't.That plus I don't have a husband or boyfriend. (as soon as I mentioned the "medical circumstances" as a reason why I can't have kids,I wanted to take the words back and swallow them. Leaper,please don't hold it against it against me that I can't have kids. I love your son very much OK?
Leaper:Oh honey...don't worry! Jimmy and I aren't going to take Robin away from you! Well except for trips to the swamp with Kermit of course.
Yes,of course. I'm sorry. Leaper,I've got to be honest with you. I was nervous about meeting you and Robin's dad. So I was just about to call you to break the ice.
Leaper *laughing* Well isn't that funny! Looks like I beat you to it! Great woman minds think alike huh?
*laughing* That's the truth! So I asked Robin what you would like to eat the day you come here. He said you guys like lasagna.
Leaper:Uh...That Chef isn't making the lasagna is he?
*laughing* No. I am. *lowering my voice* I know that you don't quite trust the chef after he tried to make a delicacy out of Robin.
Leaper: Yeah. Robin had a week of nightmares after that.
Well you can relax. The Chef hasn't and won't be laying a hand on Robin.Otherwise Chef will be finding a new place to live. In fact Chef and Robin are pretty good friends now.
Leaper:Wow! That's fantastic! Well,I hate to cut this short, but my needlepoint club begins in a little while so I need to get my cake ready to bring there. It was wonderful talking to you,Kathy. Give Robin a big hug and a kiss from me. And can't wait to give one to him myself. And of course,can't wait to give a big one to you next week. Ta ta!
Bye Leaper!

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Link Hogthrob: *lifting up a 75 kg barbell in the living room* Heeeeaf! *breathlessly* X__x

Angie: *lifting two 15 kg dumbbells*.... Lookin' good, Linky Babe ;D <33

Link Hogthrob: *in a dry tone* uh HUH! *drops barbell on the forehead and gazes stars; encircling 'round his head* XP Oof! O__o....did I make it? =P *faints!*

Angie: I'd cry XP *awkwardly snorts*

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Canned background music: *plays "That's a Plenty" by Lou Pollack and Ray Glibert *

*Rocky and Strangepork then cues in the scene by foxtrotting 'round the unconscious swine*

Annie Sue Rocky and Angie: *croons like the Andrews Sisters trio* XPP

"That's a plenty!
Ba da ba dop ba dop
Razmataz
Badabadopbadop
Real pazas
Badabadop
Jazz!"


Link Hogthrob: *head throbbing; weakly gets up* X___x....mommy?

Dr. Strangepork: *facepalm* -_- Dis ish awkward....*nods straightly*

Angie: Psh!...Dumbbells! XP Foxtrot with us, boys! I'm finally burin' up the bacon! XP

 

[Katzi428]

laying on my bed...the TV's on,but I'm in deep thought. Suddenly I'm aware of knocking on my door Huh? wiping my eyes Who's there?
Robin: Boogeymanhe comes into my room Chef says it's time for dinner.Were you asleep?
No...just watching TV. Let's go eat
Robin looks at me closer You been crying? Did I do something wrong?If I did,I'm sorry.
I'm fine,Robin.You worry too much.hugging him.We get into the kitchen and Robin and I take our seats What's for dinner,Chef?
Chef:Chikkee cutlits with mashed putatoes and string beens!
Yummy!helping myself by taking a cutlet off the plate and passing the plate to Prairie,who looks at my eyes and mouths "Are you okay?"
I quickly nod and get some mashed potatoes.I pass the bowl to Prairie who's still looking at me concerned. I mutter "Later" and start in with the string beans
Robin: Do I have to have string beans?
Robin...they're good for you. Grover will give you 2 spoonfuls and that's it. Please eat them,OK?
Robin:Okay,Mom.Thanks.
Everyone except me are talking throughout dinner.After a few minutes...
Chef:Boy Kath...yu shuldn't talk su much!laughs
Everyone (including me) laughs and I join in the conversation
Shortly after Robin's done eating...
Robin:May I be excused?
Sure.I'll be in to help you with your homework in a bit.
Robin:Okayand he leaves
Now I get the third degree.
Prairie:You all right?
Grover:You look like you've been crying.
Rosita: Did any of us get you angry?
It's not you guys OR Robin. I just couldn't discuss it in frot of him because I didn't want to scare him.
Chef:Yu want a cup uv tea,Kath?
No thanks Chef. It's just that I read about this little girl with cancer and had a prosthetic leg.She had a hearing aid too. She was missing for a while and her stepmother led the police to bits and pieces of her body all over the place. So even though the parents won't admit it, the police think the parents killed the little girl! It's just so horrible!
Why parents hurt their little kids is beyond my wildest imagination!
Prairie,Rosita,Grover and Chef gather around me in a group hug
I don't know if Robin felt it or not last night, but before I went to bed I gave him an extra kiss and whisoered to him that I loved him.
Groverrubbing my back You really love that little guy don't you?
Yeah. Plus I'm glad my nieces and nephew have such good parents.Naturally I feel bad that my brother is divorced from my oldest niece's mom. But she..meaning my oldest niece...sees my brother every other week. sigh I love those kids so darn much! It just makes my blood boil when parents abuse their kids and makes my blood boil even more when these little kids are killed!That poor little girl was suffering enough with that flippin' cancer. Why her stepmother...and I'm almost positive it was her stepmother..had to kill her,is beyond me! God forgive me for saying this,but I hope that the stepmother gets killed and her
body parts get strewn all over the place!
Everyone looks shocked for a minute at what I said (since normally I'm so nice) but then Chef comments.
Chef:Nu...nu..I shuldn't be shucked. Yu're right tu be angry Kathy. But..erm...YOU'RE nut going tu go out there are yu?
Me? No.I promise I won't. This is all the way up in North Carolina. I have no way to get there. I can't drive. Besides, I don't want to wind up in prison. But believe me. She'll get hers someday. God doesn't like ugly.

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: I'm bored XP

Link Hogthrob: Then give Strangepork a sponge bath....that's fun! =P

Angie: EWWWW! D: Why? Do you--?

Link Hogthrob: No, no. -.-

Dr. Strangepork: *reddens a bit* Hehe....*tugs on the collar of his shirt* LINK! >.>

Link Hogthrob: Heh....Wanna play house, m'dear? You'll be the mom, I'll be the dad, and Mister Teddy can be our baby...please? *^__^* <3

Angie: Pass. Gonna do some homework. XP

*baby monitor goes off*

Alistair Link: ;___; weh!

Angie: Have fun playing house, Linky!.....reality edition! XP

Link Hogthrob: Shush, Angie! XPP *rushes to the nursery* Don't cry, big guy. Daddy and Mister Teddy are here for your comfort and mirth! D:

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (staring at a wall): @_@

Spike (staring at a wall): @_@

Pearl (trying to keep Sarah and Bear from ripping the sheetrock off the walls): Hey, y'all ... little help here?

Kelly and Spike (drool in boredom)

 

[The Count]

Hmm... Nothing to do on a cold Tuesday night. Maybe if a certain fic got updated... Or news that Hill 2 movie's gonna be made...
Of corpse, Ima much way excited that Tim and Johnny will be making the official box office movie of Dark Shadows.
Yeah... There's a pair of icons you never thought of pairing together huh?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (sleeps with her head on her laptop as Spike reads the story she just posted)

 

[Katzi428]

Last night before I went to bed, there was a flower on my pillow and a note:
Dear (human) Mom ,
You said you weren't crying when I told you it was time for dinner. But I knew you were. When I went to do my homework, you were talkin with Chef Rosita Prairie and Grover.THEN I heard you crying. I hate seein you cry. I wasnt trying to eves...eves...be nozy.But your right.That little girl didn't daserve to die. And the other night when you kissed me and whispered that you loved me? I was kinda awake. But I didn't wanna scare you. I love you a whole bunch!
Love and kisses,
your (froggie) son Robin
P.S. I know you like daffadills.So I snuck outside to get that flower for you.I hope your not mad that I went outside at night without your permishun.
That kid! Under the circumstances I couldn't be mad!

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (cracks knuckles): Okay, I'm lonely. Let's play.

Spike (working on the car)

Pearl (snoozing)

Sarah (eating the poop in the backyard)

Bear (sleeping on top of Pearl)

Kelly (sighs)