Hensonville City 2010

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: Yay! Hopefully I didn't make it too hollow :B

Link Hogthrob: Honestly, m'dear, tasting the texture of your cookies reminded me of some kid from my boyhood who chewed on iron fences from historic 19th century mansions....and permanently broke off his teeth. XP

Angie: -rolls eyes- >___>

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

Me- YES! I DID IT! 1 MONTH "TWILIGHT" FREE!

Ojo- We should celebrate! HEY! Let's go Halloween costume shopping!

Tutter- Remember that pumpkin costume I had? It was too small- TOO SMALL! I gave to my baby cousin Blotter. I can't believe there's something smaller than me! (chuckles) Anyway, I'm proud of the both of you and I'm ready to shop!

Me- As long as you don't get scared easily like last time.

Ojo- Yea. You ran out of the store as fast as your little feet could carry you!

Tutter- How was I supposed to know that statue was moving? There was a man in a hockey mask with an axe- AN AXE! It nearly reached my head! You would run out, too!

Me- After we go shopping, I have to study, study, study. I have too many test this week and my brain is going to explode any minute now...

Tutter- AHHHH! (scurries into mouse hole)

Me- I wasn't being literal, Tutter! (sighs)

 

[Katzi428]

Group meeting everyone.Living room. Chop chop!
Chef comes in the living room chopping some carrots for tonight's dinner
Chef,what are you doing?
Chef:Well..yu said "Chop chop" su....
Oboy "Chop-chop" means "Hurry up." Put the food back in the kitchen please.
The other room mates of our apartment are already there. Chef comes in and (accidentally ) sits on Gaffer who lets out a loud yowl and then runs
Chef:Oops!Sorree kitty!
Prairie: So what's going on,Kath?
All right. Does everyone know I'm going away for a couple of days ?
I get a chorus of "yes"es
Good! Now, I'm leaving tomorrow morning and will be back on Friday night,I think. Robin,there's still no Frog Scouts.
Robin:Awwww!Why?
Mrs. Appleby cancelled it for 2 weeks because of the chicken pox. It takes 10 days to 2 weeks for chicken pox to go away.I'm sorry.
Grover: Do not worry, Robin. We will think of something fun to do.
Now, you all can take turns picking Robin up. Oh..booger..I need to write a note, don't I,Robin?
Robin:No...only if you're picking me up from school or if I'm absent.
You're sure?
Robin:Yes.
Chef:Kethy,yu're going tu chek out der fud e et Sveden et EPCOT rite?
Chef, I checked out the site and they don't have anything at Sweden.
Chef:WHUT?
Hey...don't blame me! None of the Scandanavian countries had new food!
Chef:HMPH! Dey just doont kno whut gud iz.goes of to the kitchen and seconds later I hear LOUD chopping
Rosita:Boy...is he mad!
Sure is. Wish I knew what to tell him.going into the kitchen and touching Chef's shoulder Hey Chef?
Chef:Whut?chopping down hard on a carrot
It's not my fault! Really! If I could bring you to EPCOT with me tomorrow, you could open a booth in the Sweden pavillion and show them some of your Swedish cooking. You know I would.
Chef stops massacring the carrots Okee..okee..you're rite. I'm sorree I gut med.
I'm just glad these carrots weren't my head!
Chef chucklesI gess I gut a tempur huh?
Ummm..yeah!What are you making anyway?
Chef:Waldorf salid!
Please tell me you're not going to use that old fart Statler's friend!
Chef:KETHY!Yu silly yu know det!I puttin in cerrits appuls celree,da regolar stuff fur a Waldurf salid!
WHEW!

 

[The Count]

*LOL from the sketch Grover made spoofing those bad Old Spice deodorant commercials.
Heeheehee... That's so good. It's in the class with JarJar doing the Guyco commercials from Robot Chicken.

*Hands the Count his present from us.
Hope you like it pal, it's a 10-10-10 bat-medal pin. The pumpkin jack o'lantern has batlike features, surrounded by a few bats in the sky and tombstones to the sides with a 10 on both their slates.

Thank you Ed, it's vonderful. Thank you as well Uncle Deadly.
*Hugs/shakes hands with us.
*Fatatatita purrs at her master's feet, he bends down to tenderly pat her head.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (sitting near the docks on a peaceful day with Spike): Y'know, I've been thinking. It's something that I thought about after I woke up.

Spike: Which was half an hour ago.

Kelly (nods): Yeah, but working the weekends takes a bit out of me. But, I can't help thinking of these parents who duct-taped their baby to the wall or something.

Spike: Dey couldn't afford a stroller?

Kelly (shakes head): Nah ... I think they were three sheets to the wind or something. Still ... humans are in an uproar about it. However, if Gonzo were to do something like that ... would it then be funny?

Spike: ... Uh .... I don't need Hooknose ta crack a grin.

Kelly (grins): Yeah, but dinosaurs have a carnivorous sense of humor. What I mean is, how come when humans do something profoundly bizarre and stupid, it's bad, but if some quirky non-human does the exact same thing, it's funny?

Spike (takes on a professional air, sticking on a Freudian-style beard): Da psychology o' humans involves cognitive dissonance. In uddah words, humans will like somethin', but can't admit it 'cause on da face of it, it sounds really dumb or dangerous, so dey release da expression of deir secret desires by toleratin' non-human depictions of such t'ings. In dis way, dey can get deir giggles while still maintaining dey are morally superior ta uddah types o' creatures. When humans wanna eat da kids, it's horrific. When Earl t'reatens ta eat his kids, it's hilarious.

Kelly (nods): Yup.

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Gonzo: *is taped to a wall, sneezes*

Johnny: What a slow day...*scans over a newspaper* Hmph. Sal, you call that shiny?

Sal: *is shining Johnny's shoes* D: *gasp* No no no, Johnny, sorry! *shines even more*

Liza: We were meant to beeeeeeEEEeee....*hugs a photo of Newsie* ;A;

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: *jumping on her bed* WHeeeEEEEEeeeee.....XP *throws stuffed animals @ Strangepork XP*

Dr. Strangpork: Hush! Enough with the nonsense....the baby's asleep >/

Angie: Want me to polish your glasses?

Dr. Strangepork: *facepalm* >__> What am I gonna do w/ you, lassie? -___-

Angie: You can braid my luscious and vibrant ebony hair, if you mind your own business :3

Link Hogthrob: I'll braid it, and then give you a manicure. :3

Angie: Who asked you, Linky Babe? X3 I think I hear the baby crying again...XP

Alistair Link: ;___;..*mommy? <//3*

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Angie: WheeeEEEee! *jumps on her bed and tosses stuffed animals at Strangepork! XP* I'm fun-size :B

Dr. Strangepork: *growls* If you throw one more toy, then I'll...! -___-

Angie: Now, now....Let's not get hasty, and please offer me a piggyback ride? ^^

Dr. Strangepork: *sigh*....Link! -___-

Link Hogthrob: I think she's having a he ll a lot of fun XP

Angie: Precisely, m'dear :B

Link Hogthrob: Can I have a piggyback ride too? I'm your favorite man! ^__^

Dr. Strangepork: That's why you have a son -___-

Link Hogthrob: What son? :B

Raquel Porkbelly: *facepalm* -___-

Alistair Link: O.O;

 

[The Count]

*Listening to MCR waiting for some Halloween songs.

 

[Katzi428]

All right now you guys will watch Robin,right?
Prairie:Of course!
Grover:You have no need to worry Kathy. Little Robin will be in good hands.
Rosita: Si. Now you go have a good time! But no drinking any wine!
Chef: Der teensie hoppity hop hop will be okee dokee.
I'm gonna quiz you all. What time does he need to get up?
Grover:8.
Correct. What time does he need to be at school by?
Prairie: 9 ,but we leave the house at 8:45.
Right. True or false,he gets a bath every other night?
Rosita:True. With his toy boat.
What time does Robin get picked up?
Chef:3. Et the curner uv Moss end Heather.
OK,OK!I'm convinced!
(I forgot to look at the map,so cut me some slack regarding where I said Robin was supposed to be picked up,please and 10 q! )