Hensonville City 2010

[The Count]

Shoot! Got so caught up with a bit of housework I forgot about setting up for inviting peeps. Well, hopefully on the week.
*Hopes Kelly's holding up okay... *Insert Telly Worried smilie.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (is starting to turn blue-green and her hair is getting curlier and blue): Oh, come on! *picks at her slowly transforming clothes* I dun wanna be Zoot! One Zoot is enough! *lowers a newly-appeared floppy hat on her face and slumps down against a tree and falls asleep*

 

[The Count]

, we might have us a Camille Leone sitch on our hands. Better call in Christy B Possible, nah, she won't get here in time even if we beep her on the communicator. Meh.
*Puts out an APB for the suddenly morphing Kelly/Camille.

 

[RedPiggy]

K-Zoot (sighs): -_- Life sucks and then you die. *groans, slouching as she walks slow laps around the Townhouse until she sees A-Zoot, waves* Hi, new Zoot. I think we prob'ly shoulda gotten a shot or something, don't you agree? *mopes some more*

 

[The Count]

UD: Dead octopus? Mmm, them's good eats.
*Sneaks off with butcher knife in hand.

 

[RedPiggy]

K-Zoot (looks at her skinny self): Well, I guess magical depression's a good way to lose some weight. But why Zoot? Why not Daria? At least I already pretty much look like her. *would smile, but ... you know ... Zoot's face*

 

[The Count]

*UD heads off to Scarborough Fair with fresh octo-pies.

 

[RedPiggy]

K-Zoot (trying to figure out how to play a sax): I'm the real Zoot. He's a poser. There is never any sunshine. It's always raining. People are always out to get you. The only good thing about life is avoiding it in sleep. *looks around* Where am I? Who am I? What is the meaning of existence?

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (sits down the dogs with offers of treats at Everybody Eats): Now, you sugahs be real nice an' Auntie Pearl will let y'all have a peanut-buttah cookie. *sees Zoot, smiles* Howdy, blueberry frittah! *offers him an apron* Might wanna put this on, darlin'. Gets mighty cold 'round the freezer back here....

 

[The Count]

*At Everybody Eats... *Music from the Blue Oyster Bar starts playing.
(If you don't get it, then watch Police Academy 3, after the policeman's ball, when Mahoney's "old gym teacher" goes after Proctor).