Hensonville City 2010

[RedPiggy]

UD: MissPearl... Are you still down there?

Pearl (gasps as she comes up): Did I break a record? *nearly faints from being down there so long*

OOC: Sorry, ate supper and took a shower, LOL.

Kelly (gets tired of Bear and Sarah knocking her in the pool for "fun"): Hi, Beth! Hi, Red! Hi, Cookie Monster!

Spike (eyeing Joelle)

Bear and Sarah (bellyflop in the pool after Pew)

 

[The Count]

UD: Yes, nicely done. But you should come up for air once in a while. Not your time yet.

Oh hey Grover. Yeah, I was wondering where you were. Now c'mon, your turn at the slides next.
*Music starts playing...

Hey Count... Say hi to Octavia if you meet her down below. Oh and watch out for Cap'n Patchy.

 

[The Count]

*Looks around at the peeps having fun in the pool,or at the food area, or just lounging nearby. Has a big smile.

*A small tempo beat starts playing.
Oh when the sun is up and it melts the tar off on the roof.
And your shoes are so hot and you wish your tired feet were fire-proof.
Under the boardwalk.
Down by the seeeeeeeaaaaa...
On a blanket with my baby, that's where I'll be.

Under the boardwalk/out of the sun.
Under the boardwalk/we'll have some fun.
Under the boardwalk/people walking along.
Under the boardwalk/we'll be singin' our song.
Under the boardwalk, boardwalk.

From across the street you hear the sounds of the traffic quelled.
Mmmm, and you can almost taste the hotdogs and French fries we'll sell.
Under the boardwalk.
Down by the seeeeeeeaaaaa...
On a blanket with my baby, that's where I'll be.

Under the boardwalk/out of the sun.
Under the boardwalk/we'll have some fun.
Under the boardwalk/people walking along.
Under the boardwalk/we'll be singin' our song.
Under the boardwalk, boardwalk.


*Instrumental interlude provided by Uncle D clicking a pair of seashells like castanets with backup music.
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Under the boardwalk.
Down by the seeeeeeeaaaaa...
On a blanket with my baby, that's where I'll be.

Under the boardwalk/out of the sun.
Under the boardwalk/we'll have some fun.
Under the boardwalk/people walking along.
Under the boardwalk/we'll be singin' our song.
Under the boardwalk, boardwalk.

 

[The Count]

Thank goodness I just got electric power back. Now to weed through the mountain of spammers and deny their HV citizenship, thereby tossing them out like the bunch of rotten apples they are.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (detects a power outage problem): Earl?

Pearl: Huh?

Kelly: Not Pearl, Earl.

Pearl: What's mah brother gotta do with this? You think he done turned out the lights?

Kelly (headdesks): Not Earl Sinclair! Earl the big fat ugly --.

Pearl: Earl, yeah. *nods*

Kelly (screams): I MEAN THE HURRICANE, YOU C-LIST SINGER!

Pearl: O_O *laughs eventually* Honey bunch, I earn more C-notes than you evah will.

Kelly: O_O

 

[The Count]

Yesh Kells. But now it has passed and power's back. Huzza!
*Dances after booting another buttload of spammers.

So, anything happen while I was gone?
Lefty finally choken' out?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: Hm? Oh, I dunno.

Pearl (checks the bottom of her bottom, spots Cream of Lefty): Huh. So THAT'S what that itchin' was....

Kelly: Basically, we're bored. We just got through exercising, took the dogs to the park, still waiting to work at least one shift, so basically ... uh ... nothing's changed much. It's really sad when the most interesting thing in life is watching Bear tear something up. *laughs*

 

[Katzi428]

Cream o' Lefty,huh? If that's the soup du jour,I'll pass ten du berry mush (Or should I say riiiiiiiightttt )
Prairie:Kathy...don't encourage him!
True.

 

[The Count]

Bear tearing something up?
Idn't that how he got grounded in the first place?
And why am I stuck in Questions Only mode?

Well, at least now I can catch up on other things like seeing what if any stories at fanfic.net catch my interest. Other than that, I needs inspiration to get some more additions to the roster.
Hope you have a good day Kells.

 

[RedPiggy]

Pearl (nods, trying to wipe Lefty off): Get 'im off! Get 'im off! Ugh! I declare ... *puts Cream of Lefty into a small jar and mails it back to Tony*

Kelly (watching this entire scene): Yep, just another day at Kelly's house.