UD: Mmm, well Sam, you might want to take a look at this portrait of Washington wearing a punk wig and knickers and loud flashy coat.
*Drags out the same painting Scooter had from the Elton John TMS episode.
*Burns static onto CD erasing all the bad musics.
Sure, we'd love to be part of that... Though I'd only get to it in afternoon hours, already got the entire morning booked. And can we invite peeps to this party dealio?