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Bear arrives on Disney+(Harvey Kneeslapper is behind a light blue background, laughing hysterically.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (to the viewer) Oh, hi! Harvey Kneeslapper here, and I've got a great practical joke for you today. Come here and see. (giggles a little. We see a boom box which is next to Harvey, but it's not real.) See this boom box here? I've bought this from the Nickles Department Store, but it's not a REAL one. (giggles a little hard) Inside that boom box is a whole lot of paint. OK, you see, (as he explains about his plan, a Green AM girl sneaks in and takes the boom box remote away from him.) when I find some kid, I'll ask him or her, "Hey, you wanna listen to my new boom box?" And then, whenever he or she wants to listen to it, I push a button down on my remote, so when I push it, (with a little laughter) a paint ball will pop out of my boom box and will land on him or her!! (laughing hysterically. As he laughs, a Green AM girl pushes the button of the boom box remote down. The boom box is open and reveals a ball of red paint, which lands on Harvey's chest)
Green AM Girl: *laughing*
Harvey Kneeslapper: OK, who ruined my plan?
Green AM Girl: I am! (laughing) I saw and heard on what you're planning on with this boom box so I did this to you! (laughing) Oh boy, this is the funniest thing I ever did to you! (keeps laughing)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, yeah? Well, I don't think that's funny to me! You ruined my joke! I've got paint all over my shirt! (Green AM girl keeps laughing, ending music) If you keep laughing, I'm gonna call your mother on what you did to me!
Harvey Kneeslapper: (to the viewer) Oh, hi! Harvey Kneeslapper here, and I've got a great practical joke for you today. Come here and see. (giggles a little. We see a boom box which is next to Harvey, but it's not real.) See this boom box here? I've bought this from the Nickles Department Store, but it's not a REAL one. (giggles a little hard) Inside that boom box is a whole lot of paint. OK, you see, (as he explains about his plan, a Green AM girl sneaks in and takes the boom box remote away from him.) when I find some kid, I'll ask him or her, "Hey, you wanna listen to my new boom box?" And then, whenever he or she wants to listen to it, I push a button down on my remote, so when I push it, (with a little laughter) a paint ball will pop out of my boom box and will land on him or her!! (laughing hysterically. As he laughs, a Green AM girl pushes the button of the boom box remote down. The boom box is open and reveals a ball of red paint, which lands on Harvey's chest)
Green AM Girl: *laughing*
Harvey Kneeslapper: OK, who ruined my plan?
Green AM Girl: I am! (laughing) I saw and heard on what you're planning on with this boom box so I did this to you! (laughing) Oh boy, this is the funniest thing I ever did to you! (keeps laughing)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, yeah? Well, I don't think that's funny to me! You ruined my joke! I've got paint all over my shirt! (Green AM girl keeps laughing, ending music) If you keep laughing, I'm gonna call your mother on what you did to me!