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(Harvey Kneeslapper is in his barber outfit again, laughing)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Hi! Remember me? I'm your worst barber who makes all my customers bald! (giggling) Oh I love being the worst barber yet! (Juanita (in her English language) from the YO sketch and a Small Orange Anything Muppet boy walk by.) Wait, I think two of them are coming now. I'll try to speak like a barber before I do the trick. (To both Juanita and Small Orange Anything Muppet boy, in his friendly barber tone) Oh, hi there! Welcome to the barber shop. What can I do to help you?
Juanita: Well, you see, my friend here is going to have his first haircut.
Small Orange AM Boy: (feeling very scared) But Juanita, I'm scared!
Juanita: There's no reason to be scared of it.
Small Orange AM Boy: Well there is!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Aw, but why not?
Small Orange AM Boy: Because haircuts hurt.
Harvey Kneeslapper: They hurt? Oh, don't worry. Haircuts won't hurt you.
Juanita: The barber is right. There's nothing to worry about getting your first haircut.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (to Small Orange AM Boy) OK. Stand still. I'm gonna cut a piece of hair before I do some more cutting. (cuts a piece of Small Orange AM's hair) See? I told you haircuts don't hurt.
Juanita: Now you understand about what your barber said to you?
Small Orange AM Boy: Uh-huh. Yeah. I'm feeling much better.
Harvey Kneeslapper: OK! Stand still! (cuts all of the Small Orange AM boy's hair) There you go. A bald little boy. (laughing very hard)
Small Orange AM Boy
long pause) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'm bald! I'm bald! (begins to cry)
Juanita: Now what's the matter? You promised me you'd feel better about your first cut.
Small Orange AM Boy: Well, no, he just made me bald!
Juanita: He WHAT?
Harvey Kneeslapper: That's right! I made this little customer bald! (laughing very hard)
Juanita: (getting very angry) Now look what you did to my friend! His head will get cold in the winter.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Why that's no problem. I can give you a haircut the same as this little boy here.
Juanita: Oh no you won't!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh yes I will! I'll do it right now. (cuts all of Juanita's hair) (laughing very hard)
Juanita: Now look what you did to me! You made me bald the same as my little friend here!
Small Orange AM Boy: Yes, Juanita. We're both bald.
Juanita: We don't appreciate on what you did to both of us!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Aw, that doesn't matter. Why won't you two do whatever you can do just before both of your hairs grow. (exits while laughing very hard)
(ending music)
Small Orange AM Boy: (crying very hard)
Juanita: It's OK. We'll have to wait for three weeks before our hairs grow.
End of the better part 5
(Harvey Kneeslapper is in his barber outfit again, laughing)
Harvey Kneeslapper: Hi! Remember me? I'm your worst barber who makes all my customers bald! (giggling) Oh I love being the worst barber yet! (Juanita (in her English language) from the YO sketch and a Small Orange Anything Muppet boy walk by.) Wait, I think two of them are coming now. I'll try to speak like a barber before I do the trick. (To both Juanita and Small Orange Anything Muppet boy, in his friendly barber tone) Oh, hi there! Welcome to the barber shop. What can I do to help you?
Juanita: Well, you see, my friend here is going to have his first haircut.
Small Orange AM Boy: (feeling very scared) But Juanita, I'm scared!
Juanita: There's no reason to be scared of it.
Small Orange AM Boy: Well there is!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Aw, but why not?
Small Orange AM Boy: Because haircuts hurt.
Harvey Kneeslapper: They hurt? Oh, don't worry. Haircuts won't hurt you.
Juanita: The barber is right. There's nothing to worry about getting your first haircut.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (to Small Orange AM Boy) OK. Stand still. I'm gonna cut a piece of hair before I do some more cutting. (cuts a piece of Small Orange AM's hair) See? I told you haircuts don't hurt.
Juanita: Now you understand about what your barber said to you?
Small Orange AM Boy: Uh-huh. Yeah. I'm feeling much better.
Harvey Kneeslapper: OK! Stand still! (cuts all of the Small Orange AM boy's hair) There you go. A bald little boy. (laughing very hard)
Small Orange AM Boy
long pause) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'm bald! I'm bald! (begins to cry)Juanita: Now what's the matter? You promised me you'd feel better about your first cut.
Small Orange AM Boy: Well, no, he just made me bald!
Juanita: He WHAT?
Harvey Kneeslapper: That's right! I made this little customer bald! (laughing very hard)
Juanita: (getting very angry) Now look what you did to my friend! His head will get cold in the winter.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Why that's no problem. I can give you a haircut the same as this little boy here.
Juanita: Oh no you won't!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh yes I will! I'll do it right now. (cuts all of Juanita's hair) (laughing very hard)
Juanita: Now look what you did to me! You made me bald the same as my little friend here!
Small Orange AM Boy: Yes, Juanita. We're both bald.
Juanita: We don't appreciate on what you did to both of us!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Aw, that doesn't matter. Why won't you two do whatever you can do just before both of your hairs grow. (exits while laughing very hard)
(ending music)
Small Orange AM Boy: (crying very hard)
Juanita: It's OK. We'll have to wait for three weeks before our hairs grow.
End of the better part 5