Harvey Kneeslapper: The Mailman

[mikealan]

(Harvey Kneeslapper is wearing a short-sleeved mailman shirt, disguised as a mailman, behind a light purple background.)

Harvey Kneeslapper: I am the mailman! (giggling very hard) I carry letters and packages every day! (giggling very hard again)
(A Fat Blue AM man enters in a suit, no moustache.)
Fat Blue AM: Say, you're becoming a mailman?
Harvey Kneeslapper: (as by telling a lie) Yep, I am the mailman! (giggling)
Fat Blue AM: You can carry out mail every day?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yep, I'm doing it every day! (tries to stop giggling from his laughter)
Fat Blue AM: You got any mail for any people to get?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes I do, and I've got a letter for you to get!
Fat Blue AM: Why that's good news, but what is it?
Harvey Kneeslapper: OK, (giggles a little, announcing to Fat Blue AM) I proclaim that you have received the letter 'S' in your mail today!
Fat Blue AM: Oh, no! When am I getting it?
Harvey Kneeslapper: Right now! (takes the letter 'S' out of his mail bag and slaps it on Fat Blue AM and begins to laugh very hard) HE FELL FOR IT!!! HE FELL FOR IT!!! (leaves while laughing hysterically)